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Date:    Feb 26 23:46
From:    firebird
Subject: Sigh...Again with the Penis?
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Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious. 
 He had been hearing quite a lot about "courting" from older boys and he 
wandered what it was and how it was done.  One day he took his question to 
his mother who became rather flustered.  Instead of explaining things to 
Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his 
older sister and her boyfriend.  So he did.  The next morning, Johnny 
described everything to his mom.  Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for 
awhile, then he turned off most of the lights.  Then he starting hugging and 
kissing her, I figured sis must be getting sick because she started looking 
funny.  He must have thought so too because he put his hand  inside her 
blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would.  Except he's not as 
smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her.  I guess 
he was gettting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting 
and getting out of breath.  His hand must have been cold because he put it 
under her skirt.  About this time she got worse and began to moan and sigh 
and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch.  This is when 
the fever started.  I knew it was a fever, because sis told him she felt 
really hot.  Finally, I found out who was making her sick- a big eel had 
gotten inside him somehow.  It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, 
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest.  Anyways, he grabbed it with 
his hand to keep it from getting away.  When sis saw it she got really 
scared.  Her eyes got big  and her mouth fell open.  She started calling out 
to God and stuff like that.  She said it was the biggest one she had ever 
seen.  I should have told her about the eel down at the lake.  Anyways, sis 
got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off.  All of a sudden 
she made a noise and let the eel go, I guess it must have bitten her back. 
 Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a 
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from 
biting again.  Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissors 
lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel.  The eel put up a hell 
of a fight.  Sis started squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. 
 I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them, after a 
while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh.  Her boyfriend got up and 
sure enough they had killed the eel.  I knew it was dead because it just 
hung there limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.  Sis and her 
boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting 
anyhow.  He started hugging and kissing her again.  By Golly that eel wasn't 
dead.  It jumped straight and started to fight again.  I guess eels are like 
cats they have nine lives or something.  This time sis jumped up and tried 
to kill the eel by sitting on it.  After 15 minutes struggle they finally 
killed the eel.  I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend 
peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.


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