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Date:    Feb 22 13:10
From:    firebird
Subject: The Bastard Operator from Hell VIII: Muhahaha
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THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN! 

"The screen on my PC is really dim" The woman at the other end says "Should I
wind the brightness knob up?" 

"NO!" I scream "Don't touch that knob! Have you any idea of the radiation
that comes out of that thing when the knob gets wound up?!!!!" 

"Well I..." she says, all uncertain 

"TAKE MY ADVICE!" I say "There's only ONE way to fix a dim display, and that's
by power surging the drivers" 

The words "power surging" and "drivers" have got her. People hear words like
that and go into Dummy Mode and do ANYTHING you say. I could tell her to run
naked across campus with a powercord rammed up her backside and she'd probably
do it... Hmmm... 

"Have you got a spare power cord?" 

"No.." 

"Oh well, never mind, we'll have to do the power surge idea... Ok, quick as
you can, I want you to flick the power switch of your PC on and off 30 times" 

"Should I take my disks out?" 

"NO! Do you want to lose all your data!?!" 

"Oh! NO! Ok.." 

I listen carefully.. .. 

...clicky..clikcy...clikky.. .. .. ...clicky. ...cliccy.. . . BOOM! 

Amazing, it probably made it to 27 - the power supply usually shits itself at
15 or so... 

"MY COMPUTER BLEW UP!!!" she screams at me down the line 

"Really? Must've been a dodgy power supply! Lucky we found out now! Is your
machine still under warranty?" 

"NO!" 

"Dear oh dear. Well, Best get it repaired then. Did you backup your files?" 

"Yes, to the system, Yesterday, but all this morning's work is gone!" 

"Oh dear. What was your username, I'll just check that your backups worked ok?"

She tells me....


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