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Date:    Feb 22 13:07
From:    firebird
Subject: The Bastard Operator from Hell II:  No Remorse
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Another user rings. 

"I need more space" he says 

"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask 

"No, on my account, stupid." 

Stupid? Uh-Oh.. 

"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart
in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it
that you said?" 

I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner
and he knows it. 

"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*" 

"Sure, hang on" 

I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice. 

"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!" 

"How much have I got?" he simps 

Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them
extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them
enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*! 

Back into Jimmy Stewart mode. 

"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available" 

"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with
steak, extra rare, to follow
 "4 Meg in total.." 

"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?" 

I say nothing. It'll come to him. 

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!" 

I kill me
 I really do!


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