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Date:    Feb 19 22:21
From:    firebird
Subject: 25 Things to Scare the Computer Lab
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1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and 
scream Oh my God! They`ve found me! and bolt. 

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and 
look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty 
that you can`t get the damn thing to work. After he/she`s turned it on, 
wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good
half hour. 

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you 
evilly. 

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different 
screen than the one it`s set up with. 

6. Write a program that plays the Smurfs theme song and play it at the 
highest volume possible over and over again. 

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by 
something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk. 

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret 
Pentagon files. 

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don`t know. 

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 


10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 

11. Bring a chainsaw, but don`t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, 
say Just in case... mysteriously.

12. Type on the computer for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 
minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue 
typing. 

13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if 
they`re crazy while typing. 

14. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting. 

15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone 
agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, Oops, I forgot. 

16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, 
pray Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease, and scream YES! when it 
finishes. 

17. DISK FIGHT!!! 

18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It 
helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new 
friends). 

19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type 
by hitting the keys with the straw. 

20. If you`re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing The Lion 
Sleeps Tonight whenever there is processing time required. 

21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to 
your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain 
loudly that women (men) are worthless. 

22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it 
doesn`t work, get the supervisor.

23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where 
the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those. 

24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done 
(two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 

25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing 
this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you. 



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