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Date:    Feb 21 13:13
From:    firebird
Subject: Sigh, A Blonde Joke
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Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde 
jokes that she had her hair cut and died brown.
A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, 
she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, 
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."
The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandable, 
totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to 
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked 
one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I
have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can 
I have my dog back?"



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