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Date:    Mar  1 14:51
From:    firebird
Subject: Sex, is that all the world cares about?
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Woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman   
jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in   
baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new   
decoration.  The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a
statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes   
downstairs, gets  a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs.
He hands the snack to the 'statue' and says, 'Here. I stood around for 3 days
at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!'


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