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Date:    Mar  4 23:51
From:    firebird
Subject: Superman Gets Some
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Double-Dog-Mucho-Gracias to Lostsoul.  I think this is Lostsoul invis...

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that 
day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman`s house. 

Superman said, "Hey, Spidey, let`s go get a burger and a beer!" 
Spiderman replied, "No can do. I`ve got a problem with my Web-shooter. 
Can`t fight crime tomorrow without it." 

So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what`s up.

"Hey, Batman! Let`s go get a burger and a beer!" Batman replies, "Not 
today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can`t 
fight crime tomorrow without it." 

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when 
he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he 
see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle, 
and stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea..."They`ve always said 
I`m "faster than a speeding bullet" and I`ve always wondered what
she`d be like with all her "Wonder Powers". So, he zzoooooommms down and 
does her in a FLASH!!! and is gone before anyone can notice. 

All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was that!?!" The  
Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don`t know but it sure hurt
my ass!"


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