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Date:    Apr  2 06:51
From:    cygnii
Subject: Chicken and horse
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse falls into
a mud hole and starts to sink. The horse yells at the chicken to go and get
the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but
the farmer can't be found. Wasting no time, the chicken gets into the
farmer's Mercedes and drives it as fast as possible back to the mud hole.
Wasting no time, the chicken ties a rope around the bumper, and then tosses
the other end of the rope to the horse.  As the horse hangs  on for dear
life, the chicken drives the car forward, and saves the horse from sinking. A
few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again. This
time, the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to
hurry and get the farmer, or the farmer's Mercedes. The horse then says, "Wa
it, I think I can stand over the mud hole!" So, he stretches over the width
of the hole and says to the chicken, "Reach up and grab my thingy", and pull
yourself up!!!" And the chicken did so, and pulled herself up to safety.  
The Moral of the Story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Mercedes to pick up chicks. 


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