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Date:    Feb 21 12:46
From:    firebird
Subject: 25 More Computer Lab Scare Tactics
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26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next 
to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke 
the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it 
is far more effective to let them linger. 

27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut 
them and deposit them on your neighbor`s keyboard as you leave. 

28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on 
your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you. 

29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and 
place them of top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape 
them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty 
of cotton on plastic. 

30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper 
like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad 
working conditions. 

31. Laugh hysterically, shout You will all perish in flames!!! and 
continue working. 

32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 

33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, 
the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note 
loudly. Write an entire paper this way. 

34. Attempt to eat your computer`s mouse. 


35. Borrow someone else`s keyboard by reaching over, saying Excuse me, 
emote telepathically communicates with If.
or if I borrow this for a sec?, unplug the keyboard & take it. 

36. Bring in a bunch of magnets...nuff said. 

37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes 
the old ways are best. 

38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. 

39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until 
you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so 
your fill isn`t affected). Then look at your neighbor`s keyboard.
Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you 
do this, ask: Does *your* delete key work? Shake your head, and resume 
hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you`ve 
deleted about a page of your neighbor`s document. Then, suddenly 
time. No wonder it wasn`t deleting! Print out your document and leave. 

40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor 
and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put 
some Elmer`s Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer 
is drooling.) 

41. Stare at the person`s next to your`s screen, look really puzzled, 
burst out laughing, and say You did that? loudly. Keep laughing, grab 
your stuff and leave, howling as you go. 

42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making 
elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, 
then leap back and yell COVER! Peek up from under the table, walk back
to the computer and say. Oh, good. It worked this time, and calmly start
to type again. 

43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them. 

44. See who`s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them 
like you`ve known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance 
to figure out you`re a total stranger. 

45. Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound 
effects. Pretend it`s the computer and look really lost. 

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the 
lead doesn`t work. 

47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of 
flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh 
happily, exclaim You`re such a marvel!!, kiss the screen. Repeat this
after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard.
Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out. 

48. Run into the computer lab, shout Armageddon is here!!!!!, then 
calmly sit down and begin to type. 

49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a chainsaw, rev that baby up,
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