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Date:    Feb 26 23:55
From:    firebird
Subject: Aliens demand respect!
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Two aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to a
gas station.  so, the aliens waddle out of their ship and look around.
The first thing they see that resembles a being is the gas pump.  the
two aliens approach and the first one says "Earthling, take me to your
leader!" Of course he gets no response..

The first alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again.
"Earthling, I said take me to your leader!"  Of course, still no
rsponse.. the alien then turns to his buddy and says "If this
Earthling doesn't show me some respect and at least acknowledge me,
I'm going to blast him!"

At that the second alien replies, "OK.  I'm just going to stand down
on the next block."

The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to
waddle to the next block.  He then adresses the pump a third time.
"Earthling take me to your leader!"  Still nothing.  So the alien then
pulls out his ray gun and vaporizes the pump...
The gas station goes up in a huge explosion, blowing the alien all the
way down the block to his buddy.  He gets up, dusts himself off, and
turns to the second alien.  "If you knew that was going to happen why
didn't you warn me!?"

The second replies, "Well, I didn't know exactly *what* was going to
happen, but there's no way I'm gonna mess with a guy whose dick hangs
to the ground, wraps around his body twice, and is still long enough
to stick in his left ear."^[37m ^[0m


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