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Date:    Mar  6 19:09
From:    firebird
Subject: Tech Support for Taking a Leak
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This one goes out to Gamlin for his love and support...I love you man!

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"Hello! Technical Support, how can I help you?" 

"Well, I was sorta hoping someone could walk me through taking a leak" 

"Okay... well, do you have to go now?" 

"Yes, I do" 

"Okay... well, are you on male or female equipment?" 

"MALE-CLONE..." 

"Okay, the first thing we want to do is find your fly.." 

"My what?" 

"Your fly... it opens your pants. It should be in the front of you. Look 
down" 

"I see shoes" 

"No, sir... look sorta in the front of you... like just below your 
stomach. You should see some metal on your pants. That`s your fly.." 

"The round thing?" 

"Well, that`s your button... let`s open that, too, while we`re down 
there. The fly looks like a lot of little metal things sideways" 

"Oh, okay.. got it. [pause] Okay, it`s open.." 

"Okay, sir... can you grab your willy?" 

"No." 

"Do you see your willy?" 

"No." 

"Okay... what do you see?" 

"I see white... just white and some lines.." 

"Do you have underwear installed?" 

"No." 

"Sir, if you can`t see your willy, and you see only white... I think 
that you may have underwear installed. We are going to have to uninstall 
your underwear to take a leak...." 

"Well, my friend was the last one to use my fly... he might have 
installed underwear..." 

"Okay, sir... well grab the white part and pull down... keep pulling 
until you see your willy.." 

"It`s stuck... it won`t go down..." 

"The white part? Or your willy?" 

"My willy..." 

"DON`T pull down on your willy, sir... just the underwear... we only 
want to get to the point where we can see it...." 

"Oh... okay, we`re there...." 

"Okay... now look around the room... do you see anything made of 
porcelain?" 

"I see a little penguin on a shelf ..." 

"Okay, sir...you`re in the living room....go to the bathroom. We can`t 
take a leak until we are in the bathroom. The bathroom will have a lot 
of tile, maybe some carpeting... yours might have mirrors or some soap 
in it. Some people have showers in their bathrooms..." 

"Well, I`m downstairs... I think the bathroom is upstairs..." 

"Okay, well... let`s go upstairs..." 

"I can`t walk..." 

"Okay, sir... temporarily reinstall your underwear... then go 
upstairs..then uninstall your underwear again..." 

"That was the white part, right?" 

"Yes, sir... that`s correct..." 

[pause] 

"Okay, I`m upstairs..." 

"Okay... now do you see any porcelain bowl-type things?" 

"Well, there`s two..." 

"How tall are you sir?" 

"5`4" .." 

"Okay... go to the one where it`s lower than your willy...." 

"Okay....I`m there" 

"Okay... now make sure that you are pointing toward the porcelain 
bowl..now just go.... " 

"What do you mean?" 

"Well, when it pops up...just hit "okay"..." 


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