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Date:    Feb 27 00:27
From:    firebird
Subject: Hey Look it's Caliban!!!
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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my sister to
empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I
said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,
with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down
the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the
bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank
the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one
hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and
finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under
tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as
you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker
I stand here, the longer I get.


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