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Date:    Feb 24 18:41
From:    firebird
Subject: Real Life Cybersex Part II
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Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your 
hard tool.
 
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
 
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,
in and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.
 
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
 
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. 
 
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
 
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
 
Sweetheart: Can I help?
 
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm 
fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep
your cups? 
 
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
 
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
 
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
 
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
 
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed, aching for you.
 
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the 
cabinet.  And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark.
I'm lost.  Where's the bedroom.
 
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
 
Wellhung: I found it.
 
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so 
badly.
 
Wellhung: Me too.
 
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked
bodies pressing against each other.
 
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts my
nose...I cry like a baby.

Sweetheart: I take your rock hard tool in my mouth and slurp pleasently

Wellhung: Those noises are annoying...and you smell funny.  I'm putting
on my clothes.  I'm walking out the door...and going home to my wife.


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