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Date:    Mar  6 19:09
From:    firebird
Subject: A Glass of Milk
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Thanks for the $$$ Trash.

Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
  
  Optimist: The glass is half full.

  Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

  Futurist: The milk's in the wrong half of the glass.

  Pascal programmers: Well, what type of milk is it?

  C Programmers: No thanks
 I drink straight from the jug.

  Assembly programmers: No thanks
 I drink straight from the cow.

  Basic programmers: No thanks
 I'm still breast feeding.

  MIS: I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU CAN GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

  Fuzzy logic guys: I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.

  Prolog programmers: I know I drank it - just don't ask me how.

  Non-procedural language programmers: I drank it when nobody was 
                                       looking.

  UI designers: What's that crap in my glass?

  Pentium users: I drank Glass * .49999999 . . . but don't hold me to 
                 that.

  Windows users: Where's my straw?

  Mac users: Where's my pump?

  UNIX users: Nahh . . . too easy.


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