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Date:    Feb 25 21:48
From:    firebird
Subject: Geeks, geeks and more geeks...
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A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street
cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other
side of the street.  First they see two people going into the
house.  Time passes.  After a while they notice three people coming
out of the house.  The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The Biologists conclusion: "They have reproduced."  The Mathematician:
"If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will be empty again."

**

As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathametician are
placed in seperate rooms and left with a can of food, but no can
opener.  A day later, the rooms are opened, one-by-one.  In the first
room, the engineer is snoring, with a battered, opened and emptied
can.  When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he beat the can
to its failure point.  In the second room, the physicist is seen
mouthing equations, with a can popped open beside him.  When asked, he
explains that when he got hungry, he examined the stress points of the
can, applied pressure, and "pop!"  In the third room, the mathematician
is found sweating, and mumbling to himself, "Assume the can is open,
assume the can is open ..."

**

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"  The
graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"  The
graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries
with that?"


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