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Date:    Apr 13 22:43
From:    firebird
Subject: A Rabbi and a Priest
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     A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics
is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's
collar and says, "So you're a priest.  I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God
must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace the rest of our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God."
     The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, 
and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately
puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.  The priest asks, "Aren't you
having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."


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