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Date:    Feb 22 17:24
From:    firebird
Subject: Yet another barb hurled Microsoft's way...
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Druid sent this to me...

I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era
deserterfrom the U. S. Marines, and I have a cousin who works for
Microsoft. My mother peddles Nazi literature to Girl Scouts and my
father (a former dentist) is in jail for 30 years for raping most
of his patients while they were under anesthesia.

The sole supports of our large family, including myself and my
$500-a-week heroin habit, are my uncle (master pick-pocket, Benny
"The Fingers"), my 70-year-old aunt Hester (a shoplifter),
and my two kid sisters, who are well-known streetwalkers.

My problem is this:   I have just gotten engaged to the most
beautiful,  sweetest girl in the world.  She is just sweet
sixteen, and we are going to marry as soon as she can escape
from reform school.

To support ourselves, we are going to move to Mexico and
start a fake Aztec souvenir factory staffed by child labor.
We look forward to bringing our kids into the family business.

But I am worried that my family will not make a
good impression on hers. In your opinion, Should I,
or shouldn't I, tell her about my cousin who works for Microsoft?



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