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Date:    2016 May 11 12:30
From:    margaret
Subject: my favoriate thing ever
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I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. 
 I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived
here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change
their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure it works so well though. Last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and
haven't seen them since. 
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week. The first time for three
days and the second time for four days. 

Remember that coat you wanted me to send you? Your Uncle Stanley said it would be
to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them
in the pockets. 
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took
him two hours to get me and your father out. 
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I
don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.

Uncle Ted fell in a whisky vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he
fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three
days. 
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He
rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They
drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. 
 There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. 
Love, Mom< 
P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. 


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