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Date:    Feb 25 22:06
From:    firebird
Subject: Seinfeldisms...
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If you throw a cat our of a car window, does it become Kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

When a cow laughs, does milk come up it's nose?

How did a fool and his money Get Together?

How do they  get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an experation date on sour cream containers?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How do you know when it's time to tune bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they tast funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does Fuzzy logic tickle?

Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

If a tin whistle is made of tin, what is a fog horn made from?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?


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