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Date:    Aug 21 14:55
From:    firebird
Subject: VRBD, okay they're NOT Vembers, but they could be
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Puns...

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Linoleum blownapart.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.


Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft,
it sank
 proving once-and-for-all that you can't have your kayak &
heat it, too.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up
to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them
to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he
said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would
always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as
the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find
that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw
together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The
doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and
exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied
the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."


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