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Date:    Feb 27 00:40
From:    firebird
Subject: I don't write em...I just tell em...
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Two dogs, a poodle and a great dane, were waiting in their cages at the
vet's office.  The poodle was very nervous and started a conversation
with the great dane by saying, "Boy, did I screw up yesterday."  His
neighbor, being sympathetic, asked what happened. The poodle explained,
"My owner is a very religious lady who recently became engaged to the
choir director of her church.  His family came over to meet me.  I don't
know what it was about his mother, but when she walked in I lost control
and started humping her leg.  I couldn't stop.  They eventually got
ahold of my collar, damn near choked me to death and then threw me in
the back room, so now I'm here to be castrated."  The great dane said,
"I can understand your situation.  My owner is an old spinster who never
lets me go out.  Yesterday she had just completed her shower and was
bent over the tub cleaning it out when I walked by.  When I saw her bare
ass in the air, I lost control.  I mounted the old bitch and rode her
for all she was worth.  I stayed on her until we both collapsed from
exhaustion."  The poodle then said, "so I guess you are here to be
castrated also?"  "No," said the great dane, "I'm here to get my nails
clipped."


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