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Date:    Jul 17 23:00
From:    firebird
Subject: Things that make ya go "hrm"
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   1. If a man is standing in the middle of nowhere speaking and there 
      is no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  
   2. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands
      with soap?
 
   3. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill
      himself, is it considered a hostage situation?         
 
   4. Is there another word for synonym?
 
   5. Isn't it a little unnerving that doctors call what they do
      "practice".
 
   6. When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?
 
   7. When you open a bag of cotton balls does the first one get thrown
      out?
     
   8. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
 
   9. Why isn't here mouse-flavored cat food?

  10. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
      endangered
      plant?
  11. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his farm?
 
  12. Would a fly be called a walk if it had no wings?
 
  13. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
      will clean them?
 
  14. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest will it make a sound?
 
  15. If a turtle doesn't have it's shell is he naked or homeless?
 
  16. Why don't sheep stink when it rains?
 
  17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 
  18. If the police arrest a mime do they tell them he has the right to
      remain silent?
 
  19. Why do the put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
 
  20. How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
 
  21. Why do they sterilize the needles for the lethal injections?

 
  22. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
  23. Is it true cannibals eat clowns because they taste funny?
 
  24. What was the best thing around before sliced bread?


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