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Date:    Feb 25 22:43
From:    firebird
Subject: Hippies, Nuns and Anal Sex...
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     A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the
     front seat.  The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have
     sex with him.  The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and
     gets off at the next stop.

     When the bus starts on it's way the guy driving the bus says to the
     hippie, "if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have
     sex with you."  The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so
     the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the
     nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in
     robes and some glowing powder," said the bus driver "you could tell
     her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

     Well the Hippie decides to try this out.  So that Tuesday he goes to
     the cemetery and waits for the nun.  And right on schedule the nun
     shows up.  When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out
     from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god.  "I am God, I
     have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex
     with me first."  The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might
     keep her virginity.  The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about
     to go to work on the nun.

     After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha
     ha, I'm the hippie!!"  The nun replied by whipping off her mask and
     shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!!"


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