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Date:    Mar  7 15:19
From:    firebird
Subject: Proof that Kenai is Santa Claus!
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house 
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse

Mom's at the whorehouse
Dad's smoking grass,
I had just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew in a instant
It must be St. Nick.

He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell.

He filled out our stockings
With pretzel's and beer,
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night.


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