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Date:    2016 May 11 13:17
From:    margaret
Subject: random joke
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through
the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April,
who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted
April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later
the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir
from her s
lumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!"
shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then
the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April
jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL
BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.


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