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Date:    Feb 19 22:19
From:    firebird
Subject: 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
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12. Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?

11. ...that`s right, not even McGyver could fix it.

10. So -- what are you wearing?

 9. Duuuuuude!  Bummer!

 8. Looks like you`re gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
     Cap`n.

 7. Press 1 for Support.  Press 2 if you`re with 60 Minutes.
     Press 3 if you`re with the FTC.

 6. We can fix this, but you`re gonna need a butter knife,
     a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.

 5. I`m sorry, Dave.  I`m afraid I can`t do that.

 4. In layman`s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

 3. Hold on a second...  Mom! Timmy`s hitting me!

 2. Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.

and the Number 1 Thing You Don`t Want to Hear From Tech Support...

 1. Please hold for Mr. Gates` attorney.


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