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Date:    2012 Oct 22 14:44
To:      all
From:    wily
Subject: Cute widdle wabbits?
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the

shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her
level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy
bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally
gives  a thit.


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