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Date:    Mar  6 19:51
From:    firebird
Subject: Sick and Twisted
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Q: How did the scientist solve the problem of constipation?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.

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Q: What's black, bangs on the window and screams?
A: A baby in a microwave.

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A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely
examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk 
for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is. 

"Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber." 

"Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it 
between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he
finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I
don't know what it is. Where did you get it?" 

"From my nose," the drunk replied.

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Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal 
   thermometer?
A: The taste

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Q:  How do you make a dead baby float?
A:  A scoop of icecream and a scoop of dead baby.

Editor's Note: *Vomit*

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Q: What did one gay coroner say to the other gay coroner?
A: "Whaddya say we run out back and suck down a cold one..."


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