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Date:    Feb 25 21:54
From:    firebird
Subject: 15 Things Most Commonly Overheard at Comdex
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For those reading this that aren't geeks, the Comdex convention was one of
the largest computer type trade shows ever. 

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 The Top 15 Things Overheard at Comdex convention in Vegas


15> "Oh, come on -- Kirk can beat Picard's *ss any day of the week!"

14> "Empty the trash cans, someone's lost another retainer!"

13> "I'm sorry, Mr. Gates -- this is a $10 minimum table, the $5
minimum tables are over there."


12> "No, sir, we can't accept Apple stock to cover your gambling
debts."

11> "Just shut up and give me the trinkets, booth weasel!"

10> "Free Pocket Protectors at Booth 183!  Pass it on!"

9> "Hey, if we all share a limo ride back to the hotel, we can
split that dollar tip nine ways."

8> "Well, the Chicken Ranch was okay - but I liked 'Virtual
Monique' better."

7> "...so Dilbert says to Wally..."

6> "My dad said if I hacked the Federal Reserve one more time,
he'd take away my Nintendo."

5> "...and *I* said, 'That's no hexadecimal assembly code, that's
my self-modulating subroutine.'  But seriously, folks..."

4> "I don't care if you ARE a CEO, nobody gets in under 21."

3> "Marc Andreeson to the courtesy desk -- Your mother wants to
know what time you'll be home for dinner..."

2> "They call this a breakfast buffet?  Where's the Jolt Cola

and Doritos?"

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Comdex...

1> "Hey -- where are all the chicks??"


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