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Date:    Mar  1 10:51
From:    firebird
Subject: Not even gonna try to subject this one...
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These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small
florist shop to raise the funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist
across town thought the competion was unfair. He asked the good fathers to
close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.
They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of
business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart,
the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh
beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they
didn't close shop.

Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can
prevent florist friars.


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