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Date:    Mar  7 15:00
From:    firebird
Subject: Unhappy?
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Nebulus...mayhaps you should take a look.

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south for the winder. However, the weather turned cold and he 
reluctantly started to fly south. 

In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth 
into a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow wandered by and crapped on him. 
The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and 
defrosted his wings. 

Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then, a large 
cat came by, following the birdsong, cleared away the manure, found the
bird, and ate him.

The Moral of the Story:

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

3. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.


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