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Date:    Feb 25 20:07
From:    firebird
Subject: A Drunk Irishman (are there any other kinds?)
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally
said that the bar is closing.  So the Irishman stood up to leave and
fell flat on his face.  He tried to stand one more time: same result.
He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that
will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face.  So he decided to
crawl the 4 blocks to his home.  When he arrived at the door he stood up
and again fell flat on his face.  He crawled through the door and into
his bedroom.  When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand
up.  This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell
right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him,
shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."


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