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Date:    2010 Mar  3 21:47
To:      all
From:    logain
Subject: Smash's recycle barrel rampage continued...
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Smash: i said ok.  i'll ask his duplex neighbor
Smash: i ring his doorbell....it is broken
Smash: i knock on his door
Smash: a few times.  then loudly afterward
Logain: you mean POUND
Smash: finally some douchebag kid comes down.  prolly 20 or 21
Logain: I know this isn't funny...but the way you are describing things is
hysterical!
Smash: i said my recycle bin was in front of your house.  can you explain
why
Logain: oh so you take the accusatory approach now
Smash: he said it was in the middle of the street and there were bottles
all around it
Smash: yes
Logain: because it was a male and you were looking for a fight?
Smash: I said that's weird. those things are pretty damn heavy, and if they fall
they usually fall where it stood
Logain: so your bin in the middle of the street equals I take someone
else's shit?
Smash: i was a male and fucking pissed that someone made me go outside when
it was freezing
Smash: he said it was in the middle of the street
Smash: i said..
Smash: well i looked in it and there was my stuff in it, along with shit
that isn't mine
Smash: he said his story again
Smash: i said, ok fine.  i guess i'll have to keep an eye out.  you never
know when shit like or other stuff can happen again.
Smash: he just apologized and said take it back.  i said i already took it
the fuck back, its mine
Smash: then i wrote my address on it, and took it inside the house. 
Fuckers
Smash: i shoulda just dumped all the shit he put in it on his sidewalk
Smash: but i didn't want to make that big a scene
Smash: everyone lives pretty close to each other
Smash: fucking people
Logain: did you write your name and address all over it
Smash: just the address
Smash: I SHOULD WRITE 'DONT STEAL ME DOUCHEFUCK' ON IT
Smash: I mean who does that really
Logain: the reaction from you was un-Smash like
Smash: irl i pretty much dont let people get away with things hehe
Logain: I LOVED it
Logain: heh

(then he has to end his story VERY Smash-like)
Smash: I THINK I JUST TURNED MYSELF ON

This concludes the story of Smash being pissed off as shit because someone stole
his recycle barrel.
GO TEAM SMASH GO


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