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Date:    May  1 06:08
From:    void
Subject: 2.
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[doom] Cane: I figure if its the thought that counts I just counted to 100
for nothing

Pinky tells the clan, 'heh, talon if you were on this campus, i'd bet you
would have helped break in this bed i'm sitting on'

[doom] Squeak: nekkid and petrified should extend equally to all genders,
races, and creeeds, and while I personally would prefer cute teenage girls
turned to stone, i will not be offended by any "alternative" statuary

[doom] Squeak: do you realize how many holes there could be if people just
took the time to take the dirt out of them?

[doom] Druid: i went up to a bum today and said "i wouldnt sleep here if i
were you, lots of aggro mobs around", no wait that was somethin else

[doom] Serre: You think I am sick. I think that putting one's genitals inside
of what basically amounts to a moist bag of mucous, vomit, human waste, and
foul fluids of all sorts is DISGUSTING. You sexualists have a lot to learn
about decency before you start calling me names.

[doom] Dentin: just remember:  if you multitask them, you can technically
have just one gf at a time

Grey tells the group, 'when i became neuter laud brewed me a potion that was
level 50 demonfire and hailstone with neuter... the brew killed me flat and
made me sexless   now thats a drink'

[doom] Druid: okies, think coffins are pretty cheap on postage

[banished lands] Burn: The canadian species is commonly mistaken as an
exteremly boring white person.

[doom] Dentin: yah, but the one cornered god gives its minions free sex,
drugs, and the ability to smite non-believers.  Beat that

[doom] Samon: and then they stop taking there medication and then they cut
there wrists and write I love you god all over the wall and then hang
themselves on the gutters

[doom] Grey: you didn't happen to make a listen skill yet did you D??? i
think most mudders could benifit from it

The time-cooter replies to you, 'and i was like no way in hell are you gonna
get me back in this place, look at the burn marks in the chair from the
lightning bolts god threw down at me'

[doom] Druid: accidentally joined the Manchester Universal Diving society
today [doom] Druid: i see MUD society, i join, oops

[doom] Twlthunter: we are not all bots....just worked a 12 hour day, for the
5th day in a row.   :)
[doom] Caliban: if i worked that much i'd probably... fuck i dont know what
i'd do... most likely name myself something stupid.

Samon tells the group, 'that gold that you purged from me was stolen gold
from another player'

[doom] Samon: I sware if I grew a pubic hair for everytime I was right as a
posed to one of my rather stupid fellow mudders

[banished lands] Burn: i want to become a teenager mother
[banished lands] Burn: ... to bad im to old and to male

[banished lands] Burn: no, life is extremely full. The only problem is, what
fills it

Burnt tells the group, 'next thing i knew, i was being emailed by pedophiles,
and horse fuckers'
Burnt tells the group, 'telling me i was a sick fucking pervert and needed to
die'


[doom] Samon: um nevermind, I just realized that what I was about to say was
something that should be comming out of a horny 12 year old boy and for that
matter realitvly sex crazed little boy, something very immature.

[doom] Dentin: my god, I cant believe all the stupid shit thats built into
this mud

[doom] Schlyne: acutally considering the crime around here, i probably would
have plenty of customers

Grey says, '~V(*)(*) <-----asian boobies'

Burnt replies to you, 'I want to eat a panda'
Burnt replies to you, 'break into a zoo, cut off ones of its legs, and cook
it'

[doom] Vember: that was the very first thing I'd ever heard about AA.  I
thought it sounded like a violent and abhorent waste of time  tee hee

Burnt whispers to you, 'i have a guide to being a successful necrophiliac'

Burnt tells the group, 'its just, some leather cords, but heh, i dont think i
know how to take it off'


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