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Date:    2006 Oct  1 09:01
From:    void
Subject: More from my stupid quotes file
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[doom] Samon: and my 14 year old daughter ajusted her skirt to itch her dirty
little butthole with her finger
[doom] Dentin: she wouldnt have to if you'd take your dick out of it samon

Dentin replies to you, 'maybe ill use lynx to go search for porn, thats it'

[alter aeon] Dentin: since im the only one working on it, im having
difficulty blaming it on other people

[doom] Talos: nod, btw, we're going to be shipping a device that plugs into
the serial port on your computer.  when you stick a quarter in, it sends a
signal to your machine that will allow you access to the mud.  If you don't
stick a quarter in once evvery 10 minutes, you will be unable to mud.  The
quarters will be sent as a 
[doom] Talos: will be sent as mime attachments in email, at which point they
will be electronicaly deposited into or bank accounts

[doom] Caesar: what about those commercials about letting your parents do the
controls of the bathtub so you dont burn yourself

[doom] Dentin: if you have two red lines on your stomach where the fat rolls
bunch up, does that coundt as a six-pack?

[doom] Dentin: its half baked code that hopefully wont kill anyone
[doom] Samon: You don't have permission to access /~soda/pics/dentin/nude/ on
this server.

Savage tells the group, 'i need more dead baby pictures'

Redrum tells the group, 'do you think the pizza guy would hate me if i tried
hitting on his wife?'

[doom] Caliban: where the fuck are my pants?

Johan gossips, 'why did a nurgling just fall from the sky'

[doom] Tim: well i was just scolded by a newbie
[doom] Tim: poor me

[banished lands] Wind: i know crack don't smoke itself asheran but you could
at least make sense

[doom] Savage: if you had a puppy, id stomp it

Schlyne tells the clan, 'maybe...6 inches long'

[doom] Dentin: it sounds more impressive when measured in femtoparsecs
[doom] Grey: i had a dream about starwars once and dentin was chewy

[doom] Savage: i had a warped childhood, when i did something wrong and my
mom caught me
[doom] Savage: i'd get a "time out"
[doom] Savage: if did something wrong, and my father caught me, i got a 
broom handle across my face

[doom] Samon: you know if I were a faggot you wouldn't be saying things like
it wouldnt be a problem if you didn't secretly like other men around me you
goddamned fuck

[doom] Firebird: the crazy MIB people were from the maternity store

[doom] Druid: we are all shit stains on the panties of humanity

[doom] Riona: ack i gotta learn which pipe my candy is supposed to go down

Savage tells you, 'the movie rocked, and on the way home i ran over two cats
and a possum'

[doom] Savage: i want to be the actress in a tampon commercial

[doom] Dakon: you feel loved? does your ass hurt?
[doom] Dentin: Shit, piece of, fucking, 1 ea.  Open package at top and
squeeze to dispense product.

Dentin gossips, 'yes, its kinda like asking 'whats better, purple, or a tent?''

(newbie) Dentin: 'vincent, this channel is not for level 30s who cant figure
out what they are doing'

Smash replies to you, 'ran out of kids to eat'

Dentin says, 'you know you want to embrace your inner penguin'

[doom] Dentin: he talon... you know that 'pizza on a bagel' commercial? 
replace the 'on a bagel' with 'in your asshole', and rerun the jingle in your
head a couple times

[doom] Dentin: new baby shits and giggles!  From Mattel (R)

Anubis gossips, 'yay i found the way!'
Gar gossips, 'I thought I did too, it turned out, jesus was NOT in my
jalapeno popper'

[doom] Iam: you know, Gmacs would be really cool if they weren't like.. macs
[doom] Druid: like if tarrant mudsexxed islaine there would be this half
undead baby that kept going ':P'
[doom] Druid: item: condom, type: contraception affects: pregancy_res by 97

Savage says, 'remember tarrant, when someone says "What are you thinking"'
Savage says, 'You tell them, heh'

[doom] Caliban: wilendorf isn't a name... it is the one word that translates
as evil in all known dialects... extraterrwestrial or otherwise


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