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Date:    Apr 27 21:09
From:    void
Subject: some classics from the stupid quote file
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Sauron gossips, 'a long name will not save you from certain death, evilavatar!'

Darklord gossips, 'hold on a sec, i gotta clean the blood off my keyboard'

Ironfist says, 'Oh no! Where's my soul!?'
(note: said this out loud in a crowded computer lab after misplacing his sword, prompting
a lot of funny looks)

Rage tells the group, 'i got in trouble once in kindergarten'
Rage tells the group, 'i gave my teacher some play money and asked her to sleep with
me hehe'

Kralen gossips, 'I climbed out of a 25+ ft tree and looked up in time to see the
fort I was building fall on me'

Khaos says, 'you're so evil that you are considered legal in 49 states and peurto
rico?'

Groo shouts, 'I beat my cock with TWO hands!'

Riyan says, 'Fuu left off the k at the end of her name'

Cygnus tells the clan, 'youre all bots but chance just happens to know what afro
sheen does to non black hair, and you saturn just happened to be programmed with
lenny kravitz music

Baby tells the group, 'pubescent male kids are a helluvalot easier to raise, just
teach 'em to jack off in their bedrooms with the damn door closed, not play with
their dicks in the living room, and that's like all there is to it.'

Balyn tells the group, 'the only way tarrant could be more evil is if he was female'

Cygnii passes you a card that says, "Dentin loves you. Pass it on"
(he did this at the church during Laud's wedding, too)

[doom] Grey: my clan is dieng  my world is crashing and i am starting to think about
percieing my cock.... it's miller time

[doom] Samon: nod, we'll all look back on it when jesus lands down on earth to fight
the evil angel's and there master antichrist
[doom] Samon: we'll become one with the earth casue we'll be dead and stuff


Room: 11  Zone: 1  Wizinvis: 0> read 33
[doom] Dakon: no big brother doesn't allow thoughts like that, the thought police
will shortly be there to recondition you

Grey says, 'I had to pull out because stomach acid burned the tip off.'

Talon tells the clan, 'and i was thinking about bah when i was fucking her'

[doom] Samon: Andres, when I grow pubes I'll weave a scarf for you with them and
then I'll sell it to the spooky old man in the NEWT INN

[30 30 25 20]  Khisanth hates it when his finger slips through the TP.

[doom] Druid: The Mage guildmaster looks you over and tells you, 'I can teach you
the following things.'
[doom] Druid:        Algebra
[doom] Druid:        Geometry
[doom] Druid:        Calculus (At level 10)

[doom] Samon: ah the clams have the fascination with me.  its like I'm one of there
women and they live inside my tv and tell me what to do

[doom] Maxx: I ENJOY FINDING TEENAGE GIRLS, PULLING DOWN THEIR PANTS, TURNING THEM
(THE GIRLS, NOT THE PANTS) TO *STONE*, AND THEN TOUCHING THE PETRIFIED BUTTOCKS!!!



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