Alter Aeon Player Channel 'Auction'

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Creation Date: Mon Aug 30 21:02:31 2004
Channel Name:  auction

(note - most recent messages are displayed at the bottom)
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 (3 days ago)     Keign auctions, 'TBH this started because of
insomnia. It's become personal'

 (3 days ago)     Matrim auctions, 'I can't get no sleep'

 (3 days ago)     Simo auctions, 'till brookyln'

 (3 days ago)     Keign auctions, 'I'm genuinely convinced that one day
there's going to be an item name so long my screen reader is going to
run out of breath.'

 (3 days ago)     Simo auctions, 'oh i have the perfect thing'

 (3 days ago)     'a block of mithril' sold for 400 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a brick of adamantium' sold for 400 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a starcatcher bottle' sold for 200 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     Keign auctions, 'Can I get a sense life/det invis
scroll'

 (3 days ago)     'the scroll of illusion' sold for 300 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a pale brown potion of dispel magic' sold for 100
gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     Joshh auctions, 'anyone have any sphalerite, gem or
mineral, i can buy for a job? none in shops'

 (3 days ago)     Lik auctions, 'wtb clear thinking potion'

 (3 days ago)     'A Crimsonian Guard Cutlass' sold for 300 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a one-man rowboat' sold for 100 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a two-handed battleaxe' sold for 1 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     Gillic auctions, 'Calling all food jobbers! Got food
jobs? tired of hunting for those hard-to-find items? Stop by the
Magicians' Alcove in Zin, 2 Northeast of the WP, and see what we have!
Good prices on hard to find and hard to get items!'

 (3 days ago)     Frodrick auctions, 'Chicken nugget!!!'

 (3 days ago)     'a gold nugget' sold for 125 gold coins.

 (3 days ago)     'a ziff-rimmed alder square shield' sold for 100 gold
coins.

 (2 days ago)     Tulkas auctions, 'quart 1'

 (2 days ago)     'A large piece of citrine quartz' sold for 1 gold
coins.

 (2 days ago)     Matrim auctions, 'Come check out the Bodega located 7
s 1 e 1 n from unholy for your fix of cheap restoration potions and
hazmaroon  petals!'

 (2 days ago)     'a flawless pink diamond' sold for 700 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     Rhenaya auctions, 'something to cure a strong
poison?'

 (2 days ago)     'a robe of shifting colors' sold for 2500 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     'boots of a blue leather' sold for 1 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     'white coral' sold for 101 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     Xihveiah auctions, 'orbcrafter Morph, 9 got eatin'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'I'll buy that for a dollar.'

 (2 days ago)     Gisella auctions, 'what? was that english?'

 (2 days ago)     Ripley auctions, 'make it two, and you can have me'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'orbvalue Morphulate, 15 do
embroidery.'

 (2 days ago)     Xihveiah auctions, 'is there a timer? and how to set
if so?'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'what kind of timer?'

 (2 days ago)     Atsu auctions, 'ask siri to do it for you'

 (2 days ago)     Ripley auctions, 'or set a timer in your client'

 (2 days ago)     Xihveiah auctions, 'when I put up for bid it seems to
not be there for a while?'

 (2 days ago)     Atsu auctions, 'that's a mush thinggy, I don't think
why they want to ask that on auction?'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'When you put it up for bid, the
item is taken from you. The auction always proceeds at the same speed.
'

 (2 days ago)     Ripley auctions, 'it's any client. Not just Mush'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'if nobody places a bid, the item
is returned to you.'

 (2 days ago)     Xihveiah auctions, 'ite, and I have to always listen
to jaws why in the gratepumpkin would I trust the toasters!'

 (2 days ago)     Eggweard auctions, 'do you smell toast?'

 (2 days ago)     Uli auctions, 'I think you may just be having a
stroke.'

 (2 days ago)     Ripley auctions, 'is it cinnamon toast? cause if so
that's worth the stroke'

 (2 days ago)     Atsu auctions, 'call 911 hurry'

 (2 days ago)     Xoria auctions, 'or 999, depending on where you are'

 (2 days ago)     Gillic auctions, 'Hi food jobbers! do you know where
to find midland crab apples? How about prune juice? or pomelos? We have
these and many more hard to find items at The Magicians' Alcove in Zin,
2 Northeast of the wp. Come on in and see what we have!'

 (2 days ago)     Bro auctions, 'selling ploy tot 192 char, comes with
2 k weightless, 15 eqsets, tank set and many more goodies, asking for
$400'

 (2 days ago)     Uli auctions, 'wtb picaxe'

 (2 days ago)     Xoria auctions, 'wtb what?'

 (2 days ago)     Fatal auctions, 'pick axe'

 (2 days ago)     Uli auctions, 'pickaxe'

 (2 days ago)     Fatal auctions, 'i speak typo'

 (2 days ago)     Xoria auctions, 'ah rofl'

 (2 days ago)     Xoria auctions, 'I heard picnic and I was like, yeah
that'd be nice rofl'

 (2 days ago)     Uli auctions, 'it's 80 degrees here. I don't want a
picnic :P'

 (2 days ago)     Keign auctions, 'wtb sense life scroll or pot pls'

 (2 days ago)     'a bright yellow potion of sense life' sold for 300
gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     'a white gold engagement ring set with a flawless
emerald' sold for 1 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     'a Dentinspawn shield' sold for 1 gold coins.

 (2 days ago)     Kayliana auctions, 'loz'

 (2 days ago)     Kayliana auctions, 'lolz even'

 (2 days ago)     Simo auctions, 'can't be parried'

 (1 day ago)      'a chunk of albite' sold for 125 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Godwinds auctions, 'wtb a boat?'

 (1 day ago)      'a flawless warpstone' sold for 800 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Tanjiro auctions, 'wtb 15 or 20 pounds of tin'

 (1 day ago)      'cassiterite ore' sold for 200 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Tanjiro auctions, 'The cloak of nature, Total levels:
139 (and 33 druid), Comp: TEXTILE, FABRIC, Type: CLOTHING, Weight: 6
GLOW ANTI_EVIL DRUID ,  ABOUT_BODY, DRUID_CAST_LEVEL by 1, MANA_REGEN
by 5.0, MANA by 6, WIS by 1, ATTACK_SPEED by 1, THIEF_SKILL_LEVEL by
minus 1, Quality: WELL CRAFTED'

 (1 day ago)      'The cloak of nature' sold for 300 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Tanjiro auctions, 'can't wait to gain 1 more level
that I can waire it'

 (1 day ago)      Tanjiro auctions, 'wtb tin again'

 (1 day ago)      'cassiterite ore' sold for 100 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Mosaic auctions, 'wtb tensor'

 (1 day ago)      Mosaic auctions, 'thanks'

 (1 day ago)      'a scroll of Tensor's deep pockets' sold for 100 gold
coins.

 (1 day ago)      'holy moly' sold for 50 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Fatal auctions, 'anyone know where ic an get the
rooster dagger?'

 (1 day ago)      Fatal auctions, 'i know it is in dentins workshop but
i cannot find the way down to the 4rth floor'

 (1 day ago)      Fatal auctions, 'someone  bid 100k'

 (1 day ago)      'a silver shod walking staff' sold for 200 gold
coins.

 (1 day ago)      Gillic auctions, 'Hi food jobbers! Hard time finding
midland crab apples? How about prune juice? or pomelos? We have these
and many more hard to find items at The Magicians' Alcove in Zin, 2
Northeast of the wp. Come on in and see what we have! Great prices
too!'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'wtb 3 fresh fish so I don't have to
do it'

 (1 day ago)      Glacier auctions, 'lol'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'Listen I think honesty is important
in our mud relationship'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'by our I mean me and whoever gives
me fresh fish'

 (1 day ago)      Nessie auctions, 'mud relationship?'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'Yes. A relationship on the mud.'

 (1 day ago)      Nessie auctions, 'I dont want a relationship with
anyone here'

 (1 day ago)      Xoria auctions, 'bear in mind that's in bad condition
and tastes like rubbish'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'I mean... that's fine? No one's
forcing you to be friends with people on the mud lolz.'

 (1 day ago)      'a spotted mirror-gill sunfish' sold for 200 gold
coins.

 (1 day ago)      Nessie auctions, 'rofl lmao its just a game you
know?'

 (1 day ago)      'an alewife' sold for 400 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'I hope that fish served you well
whoever bid'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'Prick :)'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'but don't worry I put a smilyface.'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'to soften the blow'

 (1 day ago)      'a lamprey' sold for 500 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'Thanks for auctioning btw, even if
someone who probably bots and has no life bid on them, I still
appreciate it! :)'

 (1 day ago)      Xoria auctions, 'no problem ^^'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'wtb tensors please and thanks :)'

 (1 day ago)      'Tensor's floating disc' sold for 300 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'one more please'

 (1 day ago)      'Tensor's floating disc' sold for 200 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'wtb scroll/pot of sense life. Thanks
:)'

 (1 day ago)      'a bottle of dark yellow sense life salve' sold for
400 gold coins.

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'does anyone have  alot of  slab of
marble i can buy like 50 to 200 pounds'

 (1 day ago)      Lokar auctions, 'building a statue?!?'

 (1 day ago)      Kayliana auctions, 'she needs a new floor for her
high rise'

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'i isa dude, but  any high level
lightning comp will work :p'

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'yeah it is'

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'anyone got  any bulk high leve
lfire comps'

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'anyone want to buy lightning blast
scrolls that have level 55 ball lightning, chain lightning, lightning
bolt, and static blast on them for 200 gold each '

 (1 day ago)      Kayliana auctions, 'i'd definitely buy a couple. :)'

 (1 day ago)      Gisella auctions, 'good :p'

 (1 day ago)      Keign auctions, 'wtb sense life again please'

 (14 hours ago)   'prune juice' sold for 250 gold coins.

 (14 hours ago)   Absolute auctions, 'thanks to whomever put up that
juice'

 (13 hours ago)   Karshinna auctions, 'wtb a slimy ring from nm, a
quest item'

 (6 hours ago)    Kavie auctions, 'wtb fire spellcomp'

 (5 hours ago)    Revenant auctions, 'best warp'

 (5 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'i can sell you like 20 scrolls of
tensor for 50 gold each '

 (5 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'to make life easy'

 (5 hours ago)    'Tensor's floating disc' sold for 123 gold coins.

 (4 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'anyone know where to find  soem
strong thief eq for level 32 thief, tot 147 evil aligned'

 (4 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, '141 i mean'

 (4 hours ago)    Revenant auctions, 'try shryth's URL.'

 (4 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'will do'

 (4 hours ago)    Revenant auctions, 'he has a super helpful eq log'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'wtb strength'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'flexes'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'w/e potion or scroll, but'

 (3 hours ago)    Casino auctions, 'go to the gym'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I'm proud of my 12 strength, thank
you very much'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'why would you ask for an item that
way. you just set your self up for failure'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'wtb hair'

 (3 hours ago)    Casino auctions, 'You lift weights like Spongebob'

 (3 hours ago)    Coyote auctions, 'I am telling you that I am very
strong'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, '2! count em 2! marshmellows'

 (3 hours ago)    Coyote auctions, 'who wants to know that I have
31str'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'big tough squidward'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'yeah yeah! eat up! '

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'delicacy i said'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I can't believe how jealous all of
you losers are because you don't have anchor arms'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'if somebody would've actioned milk.
I would've died'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'thaqt is for bulking'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'rofl'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'and auction'

 (3 hours ago)    Casino auctions, 'is that a krusty krab pizza slice'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'low ball bids man'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'it's probably without my drink'

 (3 hours ago)    Casino auctions, 'my diet dr. kelp'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'this pizza mine'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'someoen bid 1000k'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'If you think I'm just going to allow
you to get the best pizza in bakini bottom'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'yeah all th ese bids are below 
crusty crabs though'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'i don't think auction channel is
like a wishing well. but seems like maybe we could use one?'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'now th ere ya go.'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'holy shit how good is this
pizza?'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'poor nubs cant beat meh pizza 
prowess'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'best pizza ever made'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'you fool'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'ok now c rabs is a little
happier'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'crabs even'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'You'll have to take this pizza from
my big, meaty, claws.'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'omg'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'my claws!'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'just laughing'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'your buying this pizza to feed to
your crabs? how big are they?'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'ima eat all that slice of pizza up'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I'll die on this hill you coward'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I have never been so outraged.'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'im rich'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'well crusty crabs can hear a
dime drop from anywhere  so he always needs feeding'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'that's one word...'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'you said that same stuff yesterday'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'dont' lie'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I'll be filing a complaint with the
board'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'rofl'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Listen this is my final offer
because switching chars is a lot of work'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'just  ROFL'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'You crushed someone's dreams today.
I hope you're happy.'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'and'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'it wasn't anybody important. it's
fine'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'There's still no diet dr. kelp'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'my pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'the prices pizza goes for these
days'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'im happy'

 (3 hours ago)    'a large pepperoni slice' sold for 20000 gold coins.

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Bursts into tears.'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'inflation is rampant on the main
islands'

 (3 hours ago)    Casino auctions, 'inflation has hit bikini bottom
pretty hard'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'omg casino'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'just  hahahaha'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Yes, it's my time'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'nope its my time'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'do it'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'noooooo'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'this is like that old commerical
with the old lady talking about how "that's now how facebook works.
that's not how any of this works"'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'yum'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'well it is if you like pizza
apparently'

 (3 hours ago)    Fatal auctions, 'cheap pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    'a large pepperoni slice' sold for 1000 gold coins.

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'think that one wasn't high quality
one'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Listen I know when big pizza is
working against me.'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'it says  2  pounds LOL'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'inflation. when I was young, you
get a slice of pizza for... like $3.50 at sborros in my college student
union.'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'hateful pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    Kayliana auctions, 'new york slice of pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'for real though wtb scroll or potion
of str, if possible please.'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'now if it  was deep dish...'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I have to carry a corpse, but my
arms are like my hopes for that pizza, a let down.'

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'I hope you just realise how you
sounded in your last message, like you're a serial killer'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'waiting for his pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'or that's the pizza talkin'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Listen you don't judge my job I
won't judge yours.'

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'Also thank you whoever, I appreciate
it.'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'well after paying 20 grand  for
pizza i guess he is pretty hard up for work'

 (3 hours ago)    'a scribed scroll of brawn' sold for 400 gold coins.

 (3 hours ago)    Keign auctions, 'I'm good after that one, ty'

 (3 hours ago)    'a scribed scroll of brawn' sold for 400 gold coins.

 (3 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'anyone want to buy 30 scrolls of
levl 55 ball lightning, chain lightning, lightning bold and  static
blast?'

 (3 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'i got 33 of them,'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'i paid 20k for 200 grams of pizza'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'im proud of being fat'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'oh yeah he's broke for years
now'

 (3 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'dont worry, i will use the gold
wisely'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'now he's looking for spare
change.'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'nah i bought that'

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'um wow'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'im rich af'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'i got the second on e. i had
just over  a k  gold on me. haha'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'still have 100k gold from selling
pitch black souls '

 (3 hours ago)    Gisella auctions, 'You are carrying 3573 of 340
pounds. (6400% encumbrance)'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'oof'

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'that's a strong person, unlike keign'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'u fat '

 (3 hours ago)    Atsu auctions, 'he can't carry a corpse'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'you sure your not mixing your
self up in there jeeves?'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'we don't size shame here'

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'all that pizza and all'

 (3 hours ago)    Geez auctions, 'thats why im greasy '

 (3 hours ago)    Buzzbegone auctions, 'oh yeah totally fat jeeves'

 (3 hours ago)    Tanjiro auctions, 'wtb a snowflake need it for a job'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'auction Keign 25'

 (3 hours ago)    Ripley auctions, 'didn't work'

 (3 hours ago)    Tanjiro auctions, 'never mind I got it'