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Creation Date: Fri Aug  2 08:37:25 2002
Channel Name:  bovine

(note - most recent messages are displayed at the bottom)
 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Somebody: I hope so but who knows :)

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: I did it on Shryth ages ago by
letting my skeletons consume a few hundred pounds off it first

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: can recommend it

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Vanzan: did turn exp get dented or what

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Vanzan: I mean it's been years since I used
it but, damn

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Dentin: we dont need no water let the
motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Fighter: burn motherfucker burn

 (2 days ago)     [bovine] Dentin: at some point I would like to have a
nice lazy day again, heh

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: cool, there are preservation scrolls
for sale in Ralnoth

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: is 18 still the max for cross class
tactic patterns?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slej: so, stat caps went up obviously, but
unless I level something, the maximum I can get with eq is still the
same, right? So my 36 int and 34 wis won't actually increase if I train

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: correct

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: You are far too injured to do
anything. just kill me! don't tease me!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jasondo: oops, just died I think

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Granola: hey, is it possible for despair to
strengthen water weirds? Well, I mean can we make it so that it does.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Red: no

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Granola: shut up red no one cares about your

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Granola: opinion

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Red: ok

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Squeak: no

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Red: that's what i said

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Squeak: thats because you're right red, and
granola is RONG

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Red: I knew it!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: write this one down, red was
right.. see miracles do happen mom.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Red: :P

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: any chance we could have thrown
items not land in your inv if it would cause you encumberence to go
over max? heh

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: what would be the fun of that :(

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: hey, if you  have a 100 lb axe
sticking from your chest you better remove it if you want to move

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: if you're throwing 100 lb axes, you
probably won't be moving anywhere without a truss

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: more like I had a pair of 240 lb
boulders :P

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: if you have 4 25 lb axes sticking
from you chest you better .....

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: well if you want to play ball with
the giants you have to a. catch the eye of one of their scouts, b. be
able to toss around 240 lb boulders, and c. live in new york

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: lol...yeah, 240 lb boulders probably
don't belong in your inventory...unless you're seemingly stuck under

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: you mess with the giant you get the

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: what breloom doesnt understand is
knife throwing isnt actually about throwing things at the person to
hurt them, its an elaborate game of catch with a gentlemans agreement
to hold on to the objects thrown at you until you decide to manually
drop them.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: haha

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: but the first person to lose all ten
fingers loses

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: on a serious note though I wish they
wouldn't land in your inventory at all. I get pretty sick of finding 50
small round stones and small javelins in my weightless when I decide to
do weightless cleanup day

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: I've always pictured objects ending
up in your 'inventory' when they are throw at you as actually sticking
out of you and thus easily retrievable

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: thrown

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: even boulders/

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: ?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: even a 240 pound boulder? :P

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: a weight limit is not an unreasonable

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: or a small round stone

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Rhaegar: Speaking of knife throw, does
weight of weapons influence the damage?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: that sling bullet is totally lodged
in your armor

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: Im sure thats supposed to be the case
Draak but since you dont get any actual notification about the things
being in your inventory its easy to have your inventory get cluttered
without even noticing at all

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: we were trying to figure out why I
couldn't move lol

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: turns out you're pinned to ground by
50 arrows

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: who knew?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: rofl

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: lodged so it has done little damage?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: i would think die and weight would
have an impact on damage.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: Im only slightly exagerating when I
say 50 small javelins and round stones. Last time I cleaned out my
weightless I had something like 30 total objects in my weightless that
had been thrown at me, landed in my inventory, and then got mixed in to
my weightless without me ever noticing

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: I think weight is taken into effect

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Rhaegar: thanks. :) 

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: you're too modest. You were just
catching them in your weightless as they were thrown at you with your
mad skills

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: and evil complain they ahve ti
ahrd to keep their align huh loki?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: cackle

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: its something to look into. Bother
Shadowfax and I about it periodically

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: up to my armpits in fishing code
right now

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: being up to your armpits in fishing
actually sounds really uncomfortable, I'm sorry for you <3

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Fango: hmmm that even goes above the height
of waders

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: and smelly

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: I'm adding commands to the parser
like 'jiggle', 'tug' and 'bob'

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: I feel dirty

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Breloom: rofl

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Fango: you are going to make me giggle my

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Fango: err jiggle

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: giggling is now prohibited in 42 of
the 50 states after it was found British pervs were doing it on online
games with pseudowomen while tanking.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Fango: you said you liked it the other night

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: that was cause your rod was urm
longer then

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Fango: yeah well tanking effects my
performance you know

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: !

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lexie: Defensive fighiting. you can't
perform . . . . you missedy our opportunity

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: Whatever has your line veers from
side to side, but you hold your ground!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Vanzan: when fame changes, or gets reset, do
we lose that fame or do we get to keep the old fame and run the same
fame mob for a brand new fame?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: you lose the fame point and have to
run it again ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: vanzan, if that IS your real name...

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: when fame changes you don't lsoe
fame msot times, but your number will not icnrease when yourerun it.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: well that's been changed then, and
without my approval!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: hi Morph happy new year.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: you don't always lsoe it slash and
 its been that way for years.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Morpheus: hi

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: yes but before there was fame there
was no fame there was A VOID as DARK as NIGHT

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Vanzan: why would vanzan be my real name...

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: what's wrong with Vanzan it's a
perfectly good name

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Vanzan: i'd bust my mother in the lip for
such a name

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: oh my

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: you've got your vans, you got your
zans, you got your vanzans...

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: dogs, cats living together

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: mass hysteria

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: \o/

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Slash: u made my day Sirand

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Sirand: : )  

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: You awaken to find yourself held
immobile, and being strangled to death! That really did hurt! You have
been KILLED!!!!  (-2600 hp)

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: bit overkill

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: somewhat stupid damage for the

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Rhorae: old instakill specp is old

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: old instakill spec should instakill

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Rhorae: indeeed

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: oh on that tree?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: yes

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: dont sleep in front of the tree is my

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: i was not sleeping, smart ass

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Draak: that'll teach you for taking a nap,
you monster!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: i was in combat with it

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: the send said you awaken so uh I
kinda assumed you slept. Wasnt aware basing what I said off the string
you mentioned was me being a smart ass

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: the string does show you waking

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: if your advice had been accurate
then i think i would know not to sleep by that piont, having just died
to it.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: so smartass comment either way

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: but as it stands was not sleeping

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: heh

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: anyways youre a necro so you can deal
with the spec on that mob easily enough

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: how?

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Kuranes: strawmen!

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: dont engage it yourself and make
minions do the heavy lifting. 

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: it draws you into the fight

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: ive seen it done

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: hrm it didnt used to

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: curious why kill it at all though

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: iirc it's not fame or anything
like that

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: i am nomelee

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: im not saying you are wrong im saying
it didnt used to do that

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: well i do not have all fame here,
and don't know what the fame is i am missing

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: you're in fire giant area right

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: yes

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: ok, well then free hint skip that
bitch and move along :P

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: he's not fame

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: it used to be fame unsure if it still
is or not. Are you high enough level for grenades? those also kill it
pretty easy

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Jonathon: he wasn't when I ran it idk, I got
all fame without killing it

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: nod I famed that place probably like
7 years ago so who knows how outdated what I know is lol

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Rhorae: mobs do pull you into combat even if
you're nomelee and have minions, it happens to me a lot

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: i guess my point was, insta kill
specs seem somewhat dumb

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Colonel: yeah that should be removed

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: absolutely they are dumb unless they
are survivable in some way. IE the one on master of void which iirc
hits cold save

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: well that hit me for over 3000
damage thorugh sanc and faith etc

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Colonel: lol

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: I didnt say that one was survivable

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Colonel: well we wouldn't call it insta kill
if it didn't actually do enough to kill you

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Asclepius: i didn't say yuou did, i was just
ggiving the stats

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: colonel youre confused, there are
specs that instant kill but wont if you wear enough save. Im saying
those ones are ok. They still do enough to instant kill people (master
of the void less so if you are high level warrior cause our hp totals
are absurd) but they still do enough to instant kill most people.

 (1 days ago)     [bovine] Lokar: theres also shaihulud or w/e that
also does enough to instakill most people but is avoidable via invis

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: Death March kara Hajimaru Isekai

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: no comprendo nadie que dice!

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: she says she doesn't understand how
to read the dice.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: cheers, Lexie. :P I said, I don't
understand a thing he said!

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: I know, but my version was funnier

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: Jaws butchers Spanish, though blah

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: and yes, it was heh

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: jaws butchers english/ why would you
expect otherwise from other languages?

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: yo hablo tu esta un padre, domo que
cinca, alucardo non troppo

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: fair point, that, unless the
autodetect for languages engages, which it doesn't always do. Boo,
having to tag text boo.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: ja woll mein kapitan du und deine
kleine hound auch!

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: kamehameha?

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: did you just mix a couple languages
there, bossman? I'd swear some of that didn't scan... That, or it could
be a dialect issue.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Gandor: I don't know what that means - but
it's well over 9000.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Fighter: may bakahaka ho may bakahaka ho 

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: Fighter is Pewwee Arab

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: yo dizzy mah main man, wherewith
didst though attempt to translate that bitch up?  fuckin cross trained
neural network bullshit's at home in my house yo

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Fighter: im the sheikh of all A rabs

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: old school translators is dead pants

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: I'm having flashbacks to that Delta
Commercial in ebonix thing that went around 20 or 25 years ago. 

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: you are very beautiful and I would
like to make love to you.  Damn bitch you stupid fly, let's pull voer
to that curb and slap that monkey

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: main lady, technically, and I was
relying on my admittedly rusty Spanish and a smattering of other
language snippets from all over the place. This has really gone off the

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: I'm awake and talking. there's rails?

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: yep, including a third one :P

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: must... touch... the... third....

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: I'm in a weird mood. Weirder, really.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: for I sayeth unto thee, ensure that
thy translation device dost work better than mine glowing rocks

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: oh frak, uh... *sporfles* Dentin!

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: from the book of Dentin chapter 3
toilet paper roll 5

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: the book of MY MOM is better

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: *cackles!* oh man, this has to get
logged and posted someplace, pleeeease, I'm not it this time.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: uh, or maybe not...

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: the funny toilet paper roll Dizzy.
find it. then write onti, and be first.

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dizzy: maybe not posted, that is

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: quantum transcendental book of MY

 (17 hours ago)   [bovine] Dentin: BIZARRO book of MY MOM!  AKA book of

 (16 hours ago)   [bovine] Arbus: Out of curiosity, what's the reason
for the recent change to the area west of Finspang? The directions have
changed, so just wondering why.

 (16 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: the areas that led there got
reorganized, and I think the path to reach them got moved south

 (16 hours ago)   [bovine] Lexie: I haven't explored out that way in a
bit so I need to go do that

 (16 hours ago)   [bovine] Arbus: Ah ok,  thanks.

 (15 hours ago)   [bovine] Draak: regarding pathing west of Finspang -
I had to curve the paths upward when I moved the connect point to the
green river valley, because the hill giant areas was smacking into the
northern tip of gianasi

 (15 hours ago)   [bovine] Draak: northward rather than upward, upward
on a map I guess

 (15 hours ago)   [bovine] Arbus: ah, alrighty, thanks.

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Quint: since when do zebra's have claws?

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Quint: A zebra's claw *** MASSACRES *** A

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Rhyoko: lmao

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Druidia: since the dawn of alter

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: to be fair, since
when is magic real

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: we don't have hoove
type damage. might be more practical to have it have stomping damage,
but yeah

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Quint: nod

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: let it claw you

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: it's a special

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Shermanator: one day a striped horse and a
lion got together.. and welll.. the rest is history

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Quint: sorry I asked? rofl

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] Lokar: we can actually set custom damage
string things, so while we dont have a hooves damage type we could
still make players see hooves

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: cool

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: can i get a vivi
mob and make his dtype spam

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: make him have 1000
attacks and 0d0 0 0 dam

 (13 hours ago)   [bovine] A terrible winged Demon: heh

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: I made the zebra kick, because that's
what he does to you with his hooves.

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: after all, we usually don't have mobs
that are like 'A cityguard's hand DISMEMBERS you!'

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Wuver: we got some interesting custom damage
strings for sure

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Wuver: also, this apparently doesn't seem to
apply to birds, because they sometimes have the beak damage type

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: they beak you

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Lexie: just imagine if we were invaded by
the Beaker people.  being smashed with glass beakers all the time.

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Wuver: heh

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: meep meep meep

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Morpheus: I normally customize mine to peck
or the like. 

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Wuver: nods I've seen peck as well

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: oh noes, a deadly peck!

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Lexie: help there's a peck here pointing an
acorn at me.

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: I, on the other hand, cow my foes by
wielding my deadly pecs

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: and flourishing them to diminish
their morale

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Lexie: I do that by waving around my massive
belly. they're afraid I"ll fall on them

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Dentin: Playing
/home/soda/media/mp3/unsorted-evel/metallica/_..and justice for all/09
dyers eve.mp3.

 (5 hours ago)    [bovine] Dentin: man, I forgot how much this song
kicks ass

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Just a suggestion, but it would
certainly be something I'd find useful: a scan command for only the
direction you specify, E.gG. 'scan s'. There keep being times when, for
whatever reason, I'm only interested in knowing what'ss in a certain
direction, but have to wait through hearing what's to the directions it
reads before it gets to said direction. Anyway I feel like I'm rambling
on a bit but just saying,  not sure if anybody else would find it
useful, but I would. :P

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: that's not a bad idea

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: you can do that with aliases and

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: which means the local code can do it,

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: nod

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Andi: +1 Arbus

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Yay.

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: alias = scan, scan |

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: alias = scan, scan || grep $*

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Also, is there a particular reason
why scanning doesn't report what's above or below, when  those
directions are there? Perhaps you could allow to specify those
directions when there?

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Thanks, Rory.

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: except that'd cut out regular scan,
so use something else or just sca if you want to get all directions

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Runner: realism

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Runner: When you look around, you don't
generally look up or down

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: or hmm actually

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Kuranes: I would if I was actively
scanning... especialy in a world where I know dragons are real

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Right, but what if you wanted to do?

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhaegar: was just going to say, Kuranes

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Kuranes: especially*

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Morpheus: up and down  is just a pain thts

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: scan || grep -i $*

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Dentin: up and down are weird and we dont
have a good model for them, so for now scan wont work there

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Ok, fair enough.

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Slej: @Arbus: I'm making this now. it's a
fun challenge. I'm basically making a mini command parser that
prioritizes directions over each other.

 (2 hours ago)    [bovine] Arbus: Ooh, interesting.

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Asclepius: hmmm i seem to randomly stop
fishing wiht now notification that i have stopped

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Asclepius: with no

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Rhorae: oh awesome, list switch for spells
like restoration works again, thanks

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: always thank Dentin for his invisible
infrastructure chagnes

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Draak: he works super hard at things that
nobody really sees or notices

 (1 hours ago)    [bovine] Dentin: when I do things people notice they
yell at me for it


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