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Name: locane Proper name: Locane Ground string: Locane is here, rummaging around in his pants. Title: the level 31 Gay Christmas Tree Created: Sun Mar 18 19:36:33 2007 Description ----------------------------------------------------- Locane is tall and muscular, and has a jaw to match. His dark hair is common among mortals, and when he walks he strides with the confidence of someone who's seen a lot. An intelligence burns behind his green-eyed gaze that seems out of place for someone his size, yet somehow appropriate when taking him in as a whole. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Personality ----------------------------------------------------- Active Size Lvl PK Trophy Name 1337 24 30 198 havoc ----------------------------------------------------------------- History --------------------------------------------------------- ZagDahl, High Priest of Dentin utters the words, 'foolepornium xahun borg tepbarirk lysripuglysodius' Would you like to be contacted if AT&T Yahoo! High Speed Internet becomes available? Draak has restored you to full health! You tell Draak, 'no I wouldn't, comcast pwnz them ALL!!!' Draak replies to you, 'Comcast *** OBLITERATES *** Draak's budget!' Super tells the group, 'i just need to hook up a hose from my ass to the toilet...' You say, 'how do you know that' <496hp 369ma 335mv> Dentin says, 'because im dentin' Dentin tells you, 'either set them before you run the program, or hit control c while its running to get a prompt. From the prompt, do something like "break fire.c:666" to set a breakpoint at line 666 in fire.c' You reply to Dentin, 'why 666' You reply to Dentin, 'are you a devil worshipper' Dentin tells you, 'yes' You reply to Dentin, 'you're sick' You reply to Dentin, 'rofl' Dentin grows some horns and writes code at line 666 in file hell.c You roll about the floor laughing. (darkwind) Void: well I can kinda type one handed (darkwind) Cagalli: i-did-not-need-to-know-that (darkwind) Void: well you brought it up (darkwind) Locane: and by that he means his penis (darkwind) Void: ... (darkwind) Locane: rofl You become better at harm! You gain 83000 experience. You turn your healing powers inside out in an attempt to harm a baby seal. A baby seal gives a short, sharp cry, then floats to the surface in a cloud of its own blood. (friend) Void has left the game. You use the corpse of Al Gore as fuel to start a fire. --= 580/580hp 463/465ma -1561/376mv (6083595xp) Mutt says, 'just wanted to pop in and flex my world destroying e-peen' Mutt says, 'Breeding the algae balls in right condition, one can hand over a couple of generations from grandparents to a grandson, working as a medium of family love.' [samon] Dentin: WAHHHH WHO AM I TRYING TO KID IM 48 YEARS OLD, WEIGH 306 POUNDS AND IM A VIRGIN EXCEPT FOR CHASEY ON CREAMPIES.COM SHES ALWAYS THERE FOR ME YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU BITCH [samon] Dentin: I need to go plastic the bed so samon and I can get some serious buttpluggin' action on tonight. I got a new number 40 black Kong he's been itching to try out for weeks [samon] Samon: THAT IS GAY! [samon] Dentin: and you love every minute of it, little pervert of mine. Now back in your fucking box [samon] Samon: i only said thoses things about you because you hurt my feelings cagallia [samon] Cagalli: you have feelings? [samon] Dentin: real men feed hardons with menstrual blood [gate] Lokar: Gwink tells you, 'you know what why dont you just go fuck a nigger and get aids' Dentin replies to you, 'getting people to spread it in person seems to be way more effecitve than ads are.' Dentin gossips, 'im sorry axl, I couldnt hear you over the sound of how awesome I am' Axl gossips, 'did you guys hear about the job john wayne bobbit got after they re-attached his junk? yeah it was at Snap-On' A cricket gossips, '*chirp*' Dentin replies to you, 'hell, screw that. I could go out and walk to the supermarket or something and buy food for dinner, then cook you an awesome spicy spaghetti or something in order to seduce you later' Draak replies to you, 'ok, I justed changed your exp running pleasure land to a backstab dodging hellscape. Enjoy' Axl musics, 'give me your email address i'll send you pics of all the hoes i've nailed.' Locane musics, 'all 2 of them/' Locane musics, '?' Locane musics, ':)' Axl musics, 'willingly, i might add.' [gate] Laud: you can lead a noob to water, but sometimes you have to hold their head under to get the point across ----------------------------------------------------------------- Level Mage: 23 Cleric: 31 Thief: 18 Warrior: 30 Total: 102 Microlevel Mage: 0 Cleric: 0 Thief: 0 Warrior: 14 Clan: havoc Total deaths: 241 Diff Rarity Level Deeds accomplished --------------------------------- 6 5 38 Helped Triste face down her demons. 3 3 36 Defeated the benevolent Androsphinx 3 2 33 Defeated Cuauhtémoc, the Aztec emperor in battle 2 2 32 Found and defeated The last of the fallen magi 1 1 22 Purged the world of Nafien's taint. 2 2 32 Passed the test of the Mind. 6 5 37 Grounded the electrifying Zap Dragon. 6 8 31 Defied the gods and forged the Blade of Death and Disease. 4 4 36 Slew the deep krakken. 4 4 35 Translated Dante's journal, and uncovered his horrific plot 2 2 32 Passed the test of the Body. 8 7 38 Earned the rank of 'Fire Wizard' in the Fire Towers' guild 8 7 38 Escorted a merchant through the Shady Vale. 2 2 32 Banished the foul spirit of the Death Monkey to its home dimension 2 2 31 Victorious over the bloodied champion of the Jo'Kerin arena 6 5 36 Earned the rank of 'Fire Caller' in the Fire Towers' guild 4 4 34 Earned the rank of 'Flame Adept' in the Fire Towers' guild 4 3 35 Vanquished the Stone dragon. 9 9 37 Assembled the forever burning ring and slew the jeweler who tried to keep it 10 10 31 Scout for the group that freed Dentin on the 15th anniversary 5 5 34 Freed Dentin from his prison in the Realm of Kenai 9 9 35 Retreived a blue crystal from the Ice Plane to help defeat Kenai 6 6 35 Heroically defended the Monastary of Dreams from Kenai's dragon, Darkfire! 2 3 31 Discovered and toppled a dark conspiracy in the town of Marikest... 3 3 34 Marked with ill-favor by sea for slaying an albatross. 6 5 37 Slew the Fire Tower's guild leader, Tir'Roscha 2 2 25 Eliminated the drow threat 2 2 31 Smashed and pulverized some pumpkins on Halloween! 8 7 38 Penetrated the Demon Realm and destroyed the Demon King, Magmos 7 7 37 Saved the mortal realm from the apocalyptic demon Kultan, and thwarted Magmos' plans 7 6 38 Slew Magmos' guard familiar, the beholder Ralkaross 7 6 38 Put down the ghost of the dreaded ice drake, T'yarnefess na-Draj 3 3 33 Earned the rank of 'Flame Apprentice' in the Fire Towers' guild 3 3 32 Earned the rank of 'Burning Hand' in the Fire Towers' guild 2 2 29 Earned the rank of 'Candle' in the Fire Towers' guild 4 4 33 Found a lost faerie infant and returned her safely to her parents. 2 2 32 Gave Drache the brilliant sand dragon his antidote. 2 2 30 Brutally slew Baron the Great 1 1 20 Assaulted the elderly. 2 2 30 Sabotaged the great siege engine. 2 2 32 Retrieved the Lost Spear of the Ancients 3 4 33 Created havoc on Halloween! 2 2 33 Defeated the Mist Dragon of Avalon. 3 3 35 Cleansed the defiled temple of Q'thelas. 3 3 31 Defeated the worm horde and slew Spelldrinker, Mana Worm. 3 3 32 Rescued a soldier of the Naginag Combine from imprisonment. 1 1 18 Slew Roch'tar, master of the catacombs 1 1 27 Penetrated the Heart of Tirgoth, and devastated the Ent society 1 1 20 Slew Locos, the terror under the well 1 1 12 Became a hero by making a child smile! 1 1 12 Freed the spirit of King Rathborne 1 1 15 Exterminated the master tonberry saving the moogle village. 1 1 8 Defeated the marauding bear of the Newbie Forest Time of last save: Fri Sep 3 11:10 2010
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