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Proper name: Snoopdogg
Ground string: Standing in a haze of smoke, Snoopdogg stands here reppin' the east side.
Title: searching for the elusive shouldice vampire
Created: Thu Feb 12 11:25:31 2015
I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays.
They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways.
I got a safe full o cherries, cause I pop it and lock it.
A girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it.
Girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin'.
But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon.
My shit's so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'.
I'm gonna tear it like the cards of the gypsies.
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll replete ya.
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat ya.
I'm Snoop yo.
And I'm the greatest rapper ever.
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not.
Think you're better, you're not.
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot.
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot.
Hey, what the fuck's a G spot?
Go to a vagina orchard, count one, two, three.
Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunttree.
That's right, consider yourself warned,
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn.
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram.
Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphragm,
Ass looks like you're hidin' ham.
First base, we're making out.
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
Said, third base, I'm getting take out.
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out,
But I just don't know, I said I just don't care,
I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear.
And you can spell and smell my stink,
This O G lingers and it makes you think.
Cause I'm Snoop yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
Think you're better, you're not,
Don't need a sweater I'm hot,
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot.
Provided that you point me in the general direction.
'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Ro nuts,
I can make 'em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze.
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her,
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
(Oh, Nickelodeon and cum, what?)
I'm blowin' up like I thought I would,
I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood.
My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with,
Come on, you Asian child-laborer, show me what you're workin' with.
Ooh, large machinery.
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect,
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex.
So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame.
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right, then you can write my name.
'Cause I'm Snoop yo,
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
Think you're better, you're not,
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
I'm a real G that can really find your G spot.
Woah, yeah... oh, but I'm inadequate.
Have I gotten that point across yet?
Yo, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings,
So at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings.
Play the skin flute, your big boy sings,
And if you want to take it all, wear African neck-rings.
(They make your neck longer 'cause my....
Haters call me gay, but that ain't hatin'.
'Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight,
And if I'm in the closet, then you are below me,
Taking the B, A, T out of basement, homey
You scout out a hiding spot...
you til tomorrow
You slip from the shadows.
You yell, 'KAO-KEN TIMES TWO!' and spring onto your opponent!
(notify) Snoopdogg landed a brutal backstab on a wimpy monster for 29952 damage, freak 16!
A wimpy monster is DEAD!
You receive 55k experience.
Level Mage: 30 Cler: 24 Thie: 38 Warr: 36 Necr: 19 Drui: 14
Microlevel Mage: 0 Cler: 8 Thie: 0 Warr: 0 Necr: 0 Drui: 0
Total levels in all classes: 161
Clan: assassins' conclave Rank: elder
Level Feats Performed ---------------------------------
34 Broke into and looted the Shrine of the Ethereal king.
40 Displaced the displacer beast from their place in the world.
43 Restored a shrine to Schlyne, cleansing the Yuki Crypt.
35 Reforged the legendary Golden axe!
35 Gave tablet to blacksmith.
34 Found center piece of tablet.
35 found the dragon essense
35 Found a chunk of pure mithril ore.
35 Found the hickory axe handle.
34 Found right side of tablet.
34 found left side of tablet
43 Faced an Unholy Eater, and emerged undevoured.
38 Closed the magical gateway & turned the Archlich to dust.
40 Permanently dealt with an out of control giant ass!
42 Drove away a shadowrath that had laid claim to Kithika the accursed city.
40 Murdered poor Pinky for no obvious reason.
42 Rescued a goblin slave from the clutches of the Night Lady.
39 Released the fifth of 22 evils upon the world.
37 Saved a boy from the horrors of Stoke-on-the-Mound
36 Tracked down some missing mail intended for Ironbay
44 Gathered a length of jet black crocodile skin for Kero the master skinner.
36 Saved Ubar from Rub'Al-Khani, servant of Talos
43 Gathered a large piece of hide from a giant black panther for Kero the master skinner.
35 Correctly answered a gynosphinx's riddle.
38 Killed a helpless angelbaby, just because they could.
39 Escaped from the abandoned monastery alive.
38 Rescued the wizard Khaile
41 Dethroned and defeated Ha-Azshara, Queen of the Naginag Combine.
39 Collected the hoard of Maglados the Red.
36 Slew the fiery krakken.
37 Slew the Malahaki Falulua
36 Sacrificed life and limb to defeat the maniacal Korrok!
40 Acquired the missing pieces and rebound The Necronomicon.
39 Acquired the Tome of Blood.
39 Closed the little shop of horrors
34 Forced entry into the treasury, and took the leprechauns' finest possessions
32 Emerged as the champion of the grand Melee.
29 Gained access to the land of the fairies
39 Acquired the Tome of Bone.
39 Acquired the Tome of Flesh.
38 Defeated Khir Ablishak in her icy lair
37 Saved the world from Herbanth the Rampant.
35 Victorious over the hungry fangs of the giant water spider.
42 Raided the Shadowhaven Stronghold to acquire a dwarven artifact to return it to the rightful owners.
40 Defeated the Great Devil Shark of the Sahuagin Coral Reef
39 Released the fifteenth of 22 evils upon the world.
38 Released the eighteenth of 22 evils upon the world.
38 Released the eighth of 22 evils upon the world.
38 Released the fourth of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the twelfth of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the nineteenth of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the first of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the third of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the sixth of 22 evils upon the world.
39 Released the ninth of 22 evils upon the world.
36 Chose death before dishonor, and committed seppuku.
36 Defeated Triste's Suffering.
34 Earned the rank of 'Flame Adept' in the Fire Towers' guild
33 Earned the rank of 'Flame Apprentice' in the Fire Towers' guild
32 Earned the rank of 'Burning Hand' in the Fire Towers' guild
32 Earned the rank of 'Candle' in the Fire Towers' guild
37 Slew Musasha, Lord of Water
41 Eagerly dealt out death in judgement.
35 Survived an encounter with the Unnamed Ones.
39 Stole back ill-gotten gains.
42 Rescued everyone from the Sitnah Westmarch Housing Project before it burned down
35 Slayer of the mighty Tunnel Wurm
36 Translated Dante's journal, and uncovered his horrific plot
37 Recovered the sword 'Blight'
36 Defeated the walleroon shaman on the island of Riaza.
38 Bull's eyed a magical target.
34 Slew the Fire Tower's guild leader, Tir'Roscha
37 Penetrated the Demon Realm and destroyed the Demon King, Magmos
34 Slew Magmos' guard familiar, the beholder Ralkaross
38 Explored the dead reefs and uncovered an ancient shipwreck!
35 Slew Susami, the yellow wyrm
36 Shed the blood of a noble crimson dragon.
41 Slew the legendary Kirin, heralding an age of darkness.
38 Freed the souls of the hungry dead from the curse of the Ryuu Graveyard.
41 Gallantly rescued the boobies!
35 Overthrew the tyrannical reign of the CyberWarrior and liberated the Dargonesti.
30 Thwarted Falnar the Shadowmancer's plans.
40 Slayed Shanika the flame dracorpion
40 Delivered a princess her favourite flower
35 Slew Oni'Ni'Kanabou the Ancient Shadow Dragon!
29 Passed the test of the Mind.
29 Passed the test of the Body.
29 Passed the test of the Soul.
32 Was named Master of the Five Winds
31 Defeated the Master of the Void in mortal combat!
40 Assassinated princess Ariadne
40 Ambushed an international courier and stole his delivery
39 Discovered a mermaid's name
40 Stole a priceless masterpiece
39 Made a delivery for a worried dock hand
40 Backed the winner at the Atlantis academy athletics stadium
38 Enrolled in the joint Atlantis Airam research program
29 Passed the test of the Shadows.
30 Defeated the Master of the West Wind in mortal combat!
30 Defeated the Master of the North Wind in mortal combat!
31 Defeated the Master of the South Wind in mortal combat!
30 Defeated the Master of the East Wind in mortal combat!
40 Brought chief magistrate Kosokov's killer to justice
40 Recovered a missing heirloom for a wealthy Atlantian
34 Slew Robin Masters the Vampire, providing sweet revenge for Bruce
34 Murdered a kidnapped elf princess, because she deserved it.
40 Quieted the never ending babbling of a mad wizard.
38 Cleared the Dark Moon Forest of the evil presence.
35 Faced the hawkman champion in a no magic battle and was victorious.
37 Exorcised the demon of envy from the world!
36 Exorcised the demon of gluttony from the world!
35 Slaughtered the barracuda saving the draconian food supply!
38 Eliminated the dread construct, D'mamati Tal.
35 Slew the dreaded mindflayer and took its crystal ball
35 Destroyed the three Gorgon sisters.
33 Destroyed the Gorgon, Medusa the Disgraced.
31 Destroyed the Gorgon, Stheno the Mighty.
32 Destroyed the Gorgon, Euryale Farspringer.
36 Eliminated the perverted sorceror, Dr'Majj Tal.
35 Eliminated the dark scion of dragonkin, Uppsala Tal.
38 Eliminated the undead abomination, Tin'Sak Tal.
32 Took the Malitad club away from the King
34 Defeated the Mandrill Shaman in combat
33 Slew the brown krakken.
40 Hunted down the Zlatorog, the elusive white ram of the Karnash Penninsula.
34 Defeated the Mist Dragon of Avalon.
34 Doomed the dodos to extinction.
31 Banished the Chaos Soul from the mortal realm.
38 Battled the Powers of Darkness to free the soul of an innocent man.
35 Defeated the Greater Pit Fiend
35 Defeated Triste's Despair.
35 Defeated Triste's Confusion.
37 Robbed the graves of the wayworn dead.
37 Exorcised the demon of pride from the world!
38 Slew Cyralix, Lord of Fire
36 Rescued a Benzani prisoner from the Sashala
30 Prevented Ralnoth from being devoured by an invasion of giant termites.
35 Doomed the great auks to extinction.
37 Defeated Torsius, the corruptor of reality and the archdemon Moez'tillio.
27 Tangled with an ancient tangletree and survived!
28 Victorious over the bloodied champion of the Jo'Kerin arena
39 Reassembled the shield of elemental water.
29 Defeated Vesden the Conquerer restoring peace to the city of Linholt.
28 Regained the armor of a lost and forgotten warrior.
34 Cleansed the defiled temple of Q'thelas.
34 Destroyed the supposedly indestructible Battle Machine.
35 Eliminated the ancient assassin, Kr'Path Tal
39 Eliminated the shadow Bumboo, thus freeing the spirit of Urawa Ryo
33 Hunted down the source of chaotic magic plaguing the Vom Mine.
35 Did compete one-on-one with a sumo wrestler and was victorious.
37 Exorcised the demon of greed from the world!
35 Exorcised the demon of lust from the world!
34 Defeated one of Ali Baba's forty thieves
40 Saved the world from extinction by defeating Jansan, the Titan of Annihilation.
40 Calmed the world by defeating Febrho, the Titan of Storms.
40 Redeemed the world by defeating Apreld, the Titan of Hellfire.
40 Relieved the world by defeating Mosabomy, the Titan of Disaster.
40 Thawed the world by defeating Marwil, the Titan of Ice Fury.
40 Purified the world by defeating Septam, the Titan of Curses.
40 Healed the world by defeating Juljon, the Titan of Blood.
40 Brightened the world by defeating Maylok, the Titan of Shadows.
40 Brought peace to the world by defeating Octama, the Titan of War.
40 Soothed the world by defeating Augsmi, the Titan of Pain.
40 Revived the world by defeating Deccol, the Titan of Death.
40 Cured the world by defeating Novnee, the Titan of Plagues.
40 Brought order to the world by defeating Junlog, the Titan of Chaos.
32 Rescued a kidnapped child from the clutches of an insidious oni-baba.
28 Assaulted the elderly.
34 Slew the deep krakken.
33 Marked with ill-favor by sea for slaying an albatross.
34 Slew the under krakken.
35 Eliminated the gnawing hunger, Muug'Vl Tal.
34 Freed a dwarven cleric from a sticky situation.
28 Slayer of the innocent dragon known as Graystorm.
29 Survived and won a battle with Atlantian Elite Royal Guards
27 Captured an escaped tiger and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped Bigfoot and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped emerald green griffin and returned it safely back to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped zebracorn and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped pygmy dragon and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped ruby red wyvren and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped black bear and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped monkey and returned it safely to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped albino elephant and safely returned it to its cage.
27 Captured an escaped alligator and returned it safely to its cage.
37 Thwarted the aboleth ruler's plan for world domination.
34 Searched for the brass clawed handle of Don Milano
26 Performed a few random tasks, including washing a noble's nasty panties, how gross!
6 Taught some punk kid a lesson he'll never forget.
31 Rescued a slave from Castle Radobaj
31 Murdered a defenseless, poor man who only wanted some money.
33 Brought a wanted man to justice and retrieved Koralia's Heart's most prized weapon.
29 Saved the city of Koralia's Heart from certain doom.
31 Murdered a small boy on behalf of the assassin Roran.
36 Evicted the Hydragon from its watery domain, permanently!
30 Defeated the Mountain King and obtained Peacekeeper, sword of order
15 Retrieved and returned Russell's golden compass
30 Murdered the grey elves responsible for imprisoning Plippo Stickyfingers
25 Restored the legendary dwarven bracelet.
28 Discovered what happen to a missing delivery from the village of Woodhaven.
27 Expunged Kaladun the lich from the world once and for all!
12 Stop the reproduction of the brooms.
27 Assisted an angry dwarf in finding out what happened to his missing companions.
33 Rescued a dwarven prisoner from his werepanther captors.
35 Put down the ghost of the dreaded ice drake, T'yarnefess na-Draj
36 Cleansed the White Tower
13 Braved the Haunted Hills to kill a Winter Wolf.
9 Brought a ray of sunshine to brighten an imp's day!
5 Put down the deadly white wolf.
22 Accepted Odin's quest.
24 Thrashed Pantrell and gave his tome of secrets to Deeamos.
38 Slew Chrysalis, Lord of Air
37 Slew Delgado, Lord of Earth
30 Retrieved Jesric's spellbook from the outer planar ice world
30 Slew the fearsome Dragon of the Ice Realm
37 Eliminated the serpent's spawn, Seti Tal.
22 Defeated Mostyn, the strong man, in an unarmed fight to the death.
28 Defeated the bear marauding through the forest southwest of Ralnoth
31 Received the esteem of the people of Ralnoth for reporting bots and leeches!
29 Resurrected the ancient blade of the god of mischief, Coolbeans.
28 Fed the kitten.
27 Looted some ancient drow treasure.
26 Found and returned the svirfneblin king's lost club.
25 Slew the monsters Scylla and Charybdis.
23 Defeated the helpless coma patient in mortal combat.
24 Tracked down and returned the stolen crate of repair parts to Dordak.
25 Assassinated the alchemist on behalf of the shadowy demon.
26 Liberated a special mushroom from the Trogdolytes for an alchemist in Dragon Tooth.
14 Infiltrated the underground city of Runn-Khal and ransacked their treasure chamber.
27 Conquered the forest primeval
25 Exterminated the queen spider ensuring that their species will surely die.
20 Slew Locos, the terror under the well
22 Accepted quest to free the musicians.
23 Recovered a book titled 'Effects of Exposure to Toxic Gases' for Aerlon the librarian.
21 Escorted a metal hunter out of a stinky situation.
21 Found that alligator you flushed, and boy was it big!
23 Searched the swamp for the old historian and then helped him recover his stolen book.
23 Found and retrieved the Staff of Understanding.
23 Found and retrieved the Sword of Strength.
23 Found and retrieved the Mace of Knowledge.
23 Found and retrieved the Dagger of Stealth.
22 Purged the world of Nafien's taint.
23 Recovered an egg from a fantoo for Pyba the alchemist.
20 Piloted a hang glider over the great Archais archipelago.
19 Completely destroyed a giant fiery red drake.
19 Completely destroyed a dark brown drake.
19 Completely destroyed a large yellow drake.
19 Completely destroyed a black scaled drake.
19 Completely destroyed a large azure blue drake.
19 Completely destroyed a silvery gray drake.
19 Completely destroyed an emerald green drake.
19 Disposed of Anekam the drake keeper.
19 Captured and returned the Wizard brightflame's escaped familiar.
20 Helped the citadel to restock its supply of healing mud.
20 Cured the old mage of the hiccups!
16 Exterminated the master tonberry saving the moogle village.
15 Slaughtered and tore the hide from a stone drake deep in the underwilds.
13 Freed Ann the banshee from the curse of the vampire.
11 Destroyed the spirit curse stone in the haunted hills
11 Destroyed the poison curse stone in the haunted hills
11 Destroyed the bloody curse stone in the haunted hills
16 Climbed the beanstalk, and retrieved a golden egg.
10 Obtained the silver ring of the Gatekeeper
8 Obtained the title: Mouseslayer, mmk
11 Harvested some honeycomb for the local bakery.
5 Found Indiana Jones' Legacy
9 Became a hero by making a child smile!
7 Defeated the ferocious mugwump on behalf of a retired hunter.
9 Squashed a spider and made me some armor!
8 Dispelled a chicken and found a mage.
6 Freed the old wizard from his glass prison!
8 Collected a bounty for cleaning up some of the nuisances in the Greenwood forest.
6 Located and returned the key to the lockbox
5 Returned the sacred chalice to the Shrine of the Vemarken Faithful.
5 Returned a lost memento to an old man.
5 Found the needle in the haystack!
4 Translate the strange paper from Uffspigot
Level Deeds Accomplished ---------------------------------
39 Bottled lightning for the King of the Storm Giants.
40 Put a stop to the thefts on the docks of Kora'tur.
43 Reforged the Sword of the Saints.
43 Explored the city of Kithika to discover its hidden mysteries.
43 Recovered the only known cure for the curse afflicting the city of Kithika.
43 Provided Malakinn with a means of escaping the deformities surrounding him.
43 Spoke to Malakinn the Royal Alchemist on behalf of Merkil the hunter.
41 Earned the right to pray at the Onsen Haiden in Suboria.
41 Recovered the stolen painting of Marquess Kord von Ritter
42 Collected various DNA samples from the giant creatures roaming about the continent of Gianasi.
35 Rescued all the survivors in Cranston Hills
35 Helped purify the water supply in Cranston Hills
35 Eliminated the source of the hideous mutations in Cranston Hills
35 Delivered some provisions to the soldiers camped outside the village of Cranston Hills
40 Rescued Erkbolt from the clutches of the wind-troll mother.
35 Neutralized both the threats to the village of Silverwind!
35 Discovered & neutralized the Bloodice Vampire!
36 Discovered & neutralized the Hydrax!
34 Talked to the king to reveal his quests.
38 Defeated the machinations of the Third Sun cult and their false god Tlaloc.
41 Retrieved the Tabulus Arcanorum for study.
39 Helped the village of Xochitl gain independence from the Aztec Empire
38 Accepted the assignment to kill the Aztec subchief and Shorn One in Xochitl
37 Retrieved a hardened copper weapon
38 Retrieved an obsidian idol from the Temple of Magar
40 Procured a worldly wonder from Shil'tara
41 Caught a bunch of the stray animals roaming the North District of Naginag
33 Has been thoroughly manipulated by the fae of Archais.
33 Assassinated Lady Kindri, ending her bid to take over the fae kingdom.
33 Discovered the smuggling ring's purpose and uncovered catastrophic plans.
33 Found, broke up, and looted the elusive smuggling ring's headquarters.
33 Tracked down a leprechaun smuggler.
33 Helped a leprechaun to obtain their missing supplies and make a pair of boots.
33 Quenched the fires of the lava worm.
33 Fought bravely and was victorious over the mist dragon
33 Proved The loch ness monster was real and then killed it.
32 Partied it up in the Magnolia Festival.
32 Invoked the fabled Magnolia Festival.
32 Met the Fairy Queens.
32 Did some hunting on behalf of a werewolf pack.
31 Met the leader of the werewolves and learned about their history.
31 Investigated a diplomatic crisis between the cliff gnomes and the dryads.
31 Disposed of some nuissances bothering the cliff gnomes.
31 Became a friend of the forest by curing a sick unicorn.
30 Did a little dirty work for a "good" cause.
30 Returned Custos' missing key.
30 Captured some sunlight for Custos.
29 Momentarily saw through a powerful illusion, confirming a cartographer's theory.
39 Bested the caves of trial and became a member of the Snowhammer Clan.
42 Outflanked the titans and returned all the holy relics they had stolen.
39 Helped beautify the city of Naginag, capital of the Naginag Combine.
35 Retrieved the Tome of Memories from the ruins underneath Nueva Granada
35 Slew the Death Tyrant in order to obtain the Tome of Memories
41 Helped the Society of Succor hide their emancipation efforts in Naginag.
41 Reunited two ill-fated lovers at the Inn of the Silent Centaur.
35 Spoke to the Phantasm of the Ancients
41 Discovered the true history of Atlantis and saved the city
37 Killed Agnes the witch and collected the bounty.
40 Slew the frost queen, dispersing her minions.
42 Rescued a Third legionnaire from an Ubar prison
25 Extricated Burgundy's pet cloud from a hostile storm elemental
39 Passed the test of the Elements.
40 Slew the fire giant mage in the Fire Swamps for Blanagan the Scientist
40 Slew the undead sea dragon.
40 Assassinated Sevilo Takar so he cannot raise support for his father.
42 Pleased the Laughing Swarm, gaining entry to Dunnhurst.
42 Solved a murder for the Investigators' Guild
42 Executed the arsonist burning down buildings in the Naginag North District
41 Helped in the rediscovery of an ancient, non-magical mummification technique.
37 Slew the legendary bunyip.
42 Quested to find the Third Legion's lost mascot in the sewers of Naginag
39 Recovered stolen property from the thief-king Ali Baba
38 Thwarted an assassination plot against Don Milano
38 Destroyed the evil influence corrupting the primates of Kookien
37 Broke the siege of Xochitl
42 Cleansed a benevolent kitsune of her ills.
36 Showed the ghost of a dwarf that the love of his life is dead
41 Qualified as a fully certified Atlantis Librarian
41 Collected some overdue library books
41 Acquired some specific books for the Atlantis library
42 Recovered an ancient elven relic from the Shadowhaven Fortress for the High Elf Veran Arimara.
37 Crowned Smith the Emperor of Emerald City.
35 Found the crown.
39 Wiped out a den of thieves and returned their booty to the rightful owners.
39 Recovered some stolen herbs to save the life of a sick child.
39 Recovered a stolen painting of Don Milano for the History department.
39 Recovered a stolen family heirloom for a visiting diplomat from Ralnoth.
39 Recovered a very important book for the school of White Necromancy.
39 Eliminated the den of thieves hiding in the capital city of Airam.
41 Repaired a damaged library book
38 Discovered who was behind the break-ins in the capital city of Airam.
40 Earned the respect of the Atlantis underworld
40 Tracked down some misplaced books in the Atlantis library
41 Recovered the statue of a forgotten king
40 Recovered a missing item after a fraternity prank
40 Became a member of the Delta Sigma fraternity
40 Completed the kings dash in Atlantis
40 Set the Atlantis academy mascot loose on the college grounds as a fraternity prank.
40 Returned a part finished text book to its author
39 Fixed a leak and saved the city
23 Retrieved some shavings for the Grandmaster Odi from the outer planar ice world.
37 Grounded the electrifying Dragon known as Zal'Shira.
36 Helped boost the morale of the Combine garrison in Draj.
42 Stormed the Shadowhaven Fortress and brought an ancient draconic symbol to the draconians.
37 Exposed the plot to return an ancient dragon to life.
41 Slew the fell aalf necromancer at Fort Ziegeburg.
37 Ended the captivity of the spirit of Perseus.
38 Completed tasks for the god Seth in order to use the waypoint at the Naginag Pantheist Temple
37 Sealed a rift between the elemental plane of darkness and the astral plane of air.
33 Assisted a Morlock warrior in finding shadowstrike equipment, so he could destroy it.
30 Delivered a repaired medallion to a warrior in Mount Zendular.
37 Built up a resistance to poison by ingesting deadly concoctions
33 Discovered and toppled a dark conspiracy in the town of Marikest...
41 Helped to establish contact between the humans and the Trollsingers.
41 Destroyed the ice lich of the White Coast.
39 Tried, but failed to locate the missing battery for a crazy-eyed scientist.
32 Rescued Rodon the Wizard from the creatures on the other side of the vortex
33 Recovered and returned Kerwal's supplies.
38 Proved their courage in the face of danger and became a member of the Black Dragon watch!
34 Delivered a remedy to a very sick prisoner
32 Returned the king's worldly possessions to Queen Calene.
36 Returned Raquel Orinoco to Don Milano
36 Slew the demonic patron of the White Sands Abbey
37 Slew the derro savant and collected the bounty.
36 Returned four lost treasures to the Dwarves of Khal-Uktar.
36 Slew Chieftain Kicking-Hooves and collected the bounty.
34 Hunted down a deserter from the Naginag Combine.
38 Brought King Tut's royal wrappings to the Benzani alchemist.
41 Slew the Jungfrau Jennie.
32 Rid the were-panther's enclave of the spirits that haunted them.
33 Thwarted a high security prison break by exterminating Vermoth.
35 Found medicinal ingredients for the apothecary in Mercia.
22 Helped the mayor of Northshore to clean up his crab problem.
24 Played messenger for the djinni library
23 Gave that bully a taste of his own medicine!
24 Protected the secrets of Thaumaturgy from undeserving djinni
29 Recovered various ingredients to help an alchemist to create a special brew.
29 Exorcised the evil spirit that possessed the Hedgemaid of the Shadowclaw Swamp.
24 Aided the smith in finishing his greatest creation.
29 Defeated the legendary rougarou, while investigating the reports of a missing cleric.
23 Became an honorary member of the Planar Research Guild
23 Collected data from the fire world of Khinzhai
23 Collected data from the outer planar ice world
23 Collected data from Valhalla
23 Collected data from the nomagic biolab
23 Collected data from the elemental plane of earth
22 Collected data from the Heavyside Layer
28 Tracked down the research team stranded on the fire world of Khinzhai.
41 Brought back rubbings of stonework from Q'thelas.
36 Recovered the Ancient Warhammer of Valor.
40 Returned Ragabash the Rogonian's engagement ring.
36 Stole a bottle of root beer from a temple of Vember for a shady thief.
36 Put an end to Drat the Cheat's crooked ways.
41 Recovered the crown of Ritterholm from Seth'sarra the Venerable
35 Discovered Don Milano's hoarded treasure and obtained Lightbringer, sword of truth
34 Pleased the Lord of Wellinghall by slaying the vile knucker.
41 Rid the Nightmare Plane of the thirteen titans intent on world domination.
41 Revived the Staff of Seasons.
41 Put the Drunken Donkey out of business
40 Repossessed a silver pocket watch from Lenny Numbers
41 Stopped Pranab from organizing a labor union
40 Forcibly divorced Otto and Bala
40 Removed Rajendra from his house
36 Drove the Anchorite garrison out of Steinhaus
39 Delivered love letters between Lady Dana of Rogonia and Duke Rambert of West Naginag.
34 Killed a lesser hydra and collected the bounty.
33 Collected a bounty for ridding the world of the Bugbear Chieftain
32 Obtained the Red Claws of the Slayer.
30 Brought a retired hunter one last trophy
32 Destroyed the castorid dam plugging up the Ciernan River
24 Helped to repair Captain Uro's merchant ship.
28 Freed Reb, Ana and Callie from the nightmares that haunted them.
27 Used the legendary Pundora's box to rid the world of a few annoying puns.
28 Captured all the escaped animals in turn freeing Ana from her nightmare.
29 Killed a troll without mercy or questioning the merit in it.
27 Cleared the poison from the ancient drow city.
27 Plundered the decimated drow city and uncovered its history.
33 Cleared out a colony of giant prospector bees from the Forest of Brigands
26 Constructed a special portal to help free Zeyda the collector of dreams.
26 Risked life and limb to recover a stolen egg and return it to Graystorm the dragon.
26 Helped to make the dream nectar and awaken the sleepers.
26 Braved the dark forest to deliver some supplies to a mad hermit.
26 Recaptured a dwarven smith's mightiest weapon
32 Expedited a pistol replica for the Ralnoth Museum of World Wonders
32 Delivered a letter to Bandera Azul
30 Rescued the Princess of Radobaj
15 Returned Ardin's remains to his wife, Edna.
15 Soothed a mother's soul by helping cure her sick son.
20 Delivered a puppet to a woman in the carnival.
26 Travelled all over Archais gathering books for the library in Gad's Landing.
26 Acquired a book titled "The legendary dwarven bracelet" from Glankas in Dragon Tooth.
22 Acquired the tome of Demonic Lore from Cyrilla the Black in the Inn of the Lonely Wanderer.
22 Acquired a book titled "The Lotus Monastery" from the scholar Bruticus.
13 Cleaned up the broom problem at the Mad Alchemist's Castle.
12 Killed the blue broom.
12 Killed the green broom.
12 Killed the yellow broom.
12 Killed the orange broom.
12 Killed the red broom.
27 Purged the Amber Forest of all the evil that was corrupting it.
33 Cleaned out some of the corruption running rampant through Castle Dragnok.
32 Extinguished the heart of the fire.
31 Eliminated the leader of the mercenaries in Dragnok.
28 Collected a DNA sample from one of the Tyranid warriors for Sh'kar the evil biomancer.
32 Tricked into making the crappiest leggings in the world!
31 Ended all the sacrifices to the dark gods in Dragnok.
31 Put an end to the evil intentions of a drug crazed worshipper.
7 Vanquished the foul Nekker of the Blue Marshes.
32 Recovered a dependent clause for a bookworm
31 Defeated the void saving the magic of the world.
23 Bested the Norse gods and took their most prized possessions.
22 Bested Thor and took his prize possession.
22 Bested the flying Valkyrie and took her most prize possession.
22 Bested Odin and took his prize possession.
20 Defeated the guardian serpent to gain access to Asgaard.
27 Aided Fil the Secondboy by assassinating his older brother, thus promoting his status.
26 Discovered the hospitals namesake and put an end to his diabolical plan.
32 Squashed the plans of the Mistress Camilla bent on world domination.
32 Freed the rune spider from the spell that binded her.
32 Crushed the hopes of Durant, the Master Enchanter of creating an army of glass.
30 Wiped out a human supremacist cult for the Ralnoth Clerics' Guild.
26 Discovered what was causing the patrol soldiers of Fort Magnesia to become ill.
31 Exterminated Red Rover and evicted the moblins from the Clan Unforgiven area
30 Won the rat race by eliminating the competition thus winning the coveted green cheese
30 Answered a call for aid from Dragnok.
30 Helped the red gang to gain dominance over the North Ralnoth Slums.
26 Put an end to Sh'kar the evil biomancer's foul experiments.
27 Sent the undead drow priestess to meet her goddess, allowing the svirfneblin to live in peace.
27 Helped the villagers of Woodhaven out of a bind.
26 Escorted a shipwrecked sailor back to his captain.
28 Breached the Fetid Caves of Pestilence to rescue a dwarven child.
26 Crafted an item to make the life of a retired ranger a bit easier.
26 Helped a Shaman to further her studies in poisons.
27 Expelled the curse placed on a little girl by Kaladun the lich.
25 Helped the centaurs rid their land of wyvren
24 Brought Nammen some hides for tanning.
25 Collected wyvren scales on behalf of Tarkon the blacksmith
25 Valiantly avenged the deaths of several dwarves for one of their kin.
25 Eliminated the black arachnid.
25 Killed the trider.
26 Harvested some webbing from the spider caves for the cleric Helina in Dragon Tooth.
24 Found the missing dwarf in the Blackwater Hollows.
23 Cleansed the Archais swamp of the Great Unclean One.
22 Delivered a broken gadget to the Master Tinker for the cook in the Inn of the Lonely Wanderer.
26 Fulfilled the life long dream of a wood carver by helping them to craft a shield of blackwood.
21 Lifted the curse cast upon Dentin's temple by Kenai.
26 Freed a druid from a truly dire predicament.
25 Tried to negotiate a deal with Azeroth Keep for their fruit, but failed.
23 Put an end to the unnatural experiments of the druid Guillermo Dunkelbaum
25 Delivered a bundle of herbs and spices to the monks in the Monastery of Dreams.
22 Apprenticed to a blacksmith in the Lotus Monastery for a time.
21 Had to do some fishing to trade for a lost book.
22 Challenged the six masters of the Lotus Monastery and was victorious.
22 Hired on as a mercenary for a time to prove they were a skilled fighter.
22 Eliminated a threat to the Lotus Monastery and brought them peace at last.
22 Broke the ice with the tinker gnomes by helping to thaw out a frozen gnome.
23 Received a bounty for taking out a pair of murderous thieves.
24 Achieved the rank of journeyman in the Thieves Guild.
23 Achieved the rank of apprentice in the Thieves Guild.
23 Achieved the rank of bandit in the Thieves Guild.
23 Achieved the rank of thug in the Thieves Guild.
23 Made a secret delivery to the Thieves Den.
22 Got rid of some pesky birds and helped the Lotus Monastery get back to business.
23 Delivered a small bag of chickory coffee to Hal in the Lotus Monastery.
23 Ambushed some bandits and took back a stolen money sack.
23 Rescued a group of musicians from the ghostface orcs.
23 Freed Curlie the musician from the Skull caverns.
23 Freed Moe the musician from the Skull caverns.
23 Freed Larry the musician from the Skull caverns.
23 Slayed a chromatic dragon to prevent it from attacking Gad's Landing.
23 Destroyed and dismantled the whirling machine of destruction known as the Juggernaut.
22 Tested a gnomish rocket pack and had a blast!
22 Help the tinker gnomes to solve a crash landing problem with their elevator system.
20 Made an old fisherman's day by giving him his favorite food.
21 Made a child happy by returning his ball
24 Halted the attempt of the necromancer Darsakius from opening a rift to the demon world.
21 Has proven to be worthy of being called a rogue.
23 Dived into the sewers below Gad's Landing to discover what was causing a blockage.
22 Expunged the taint from a forest and the rogue druid that created it.
22 Ended the evil plans of a rogue druid.
22 Treated the soil in the forest north of Smuggler's in hopes of removing the taint.
22 Gathered various samples throughout the tainted forest for a group of druids.
22 Escorted a druidess through the tainted forest on behalf of Smuggler's Cove.
21 Snooped out and eliminated the spy hidden amongst the smugglers.
21 Assassinated some young upstart who was trying to replace the boss in Smuggler's Cove.
21 Disposed of evidence that might have convicted a prisoner in Gad's Landing.
21 Smuggled a few items to prove they could be trusted.
20 Collected a debt owed to Slade the bartender in the Nightshade Tavern.
22 Delivered a message to Smuggler's Cove from the Archipelago.
21 Sunk Thor's Hammer blocking the Viking raiders from getting their supplies.
21 Became the fabled Black Bandit of Seaside.
20 Delivered some much needed provisions to the lighthouse.
21 Heisted the fabled blue diamond off the Lady Luck.
21 Plundered the Copper Dragon for the Magistrate's book.
21 Pilfered the chains of true binding off the ship known as the Leviathan.
21 Swiped a basilisk's egg off the Grumpy Dwarf.
20 Eradicated the adaro in the atoll so the researchers could complete their work.
20 Reclaimed a lost family heirloom.
20 Went fishing without a pole and got me a dragonfish.
20 Collected a debt owed to Kyna in Kyna's General Store.
20 Collected a debt owed to Fargan the butcher.
21 Dealt with the foul stench of Castle Kraftrager.
20 Cleared out the castle.
19 Broke the curse afflicting the hero of Seaside.
19 Hunted down and exterminated the bugs in the cellar of the Golden Phoenix Inn.
21 Acquired a guide to fishing from Gil Dunne in the Archais Archipelago.
20 Acquired a book titled "Quickness of Action" from the Wizard Brightflame in Seaside.
19 Delivered a message from the captain in Naphtali to the Ranger Patch in Gad's.
19 Exterminated the fungus that was animating the dead on the Ancestral Island.
19 Pounded an ogre into a bloody pulp to recover a lost heirloom.
19 Visited a faerie circle and brought a mushroom back to the ranger.
19 Took a dive into Clearwater cove to recover a lost chest.
19 Returned a stolen pendant to its rightful owner.
19 Assisted the villagers of Idlewood to solve their problems and in fulfilling their needs.
18 Gathered some clams, caught a few fish and trapped a lobster for the Deep Sea Delights in Idlewood.
18 Disbanded the evil sect and released the lifestones of the seven legendary sisters.
18 Prevailed over Bledri the necromancer, collected and then released the lifestone of Alcyone.
18 Tracked down and recovered a missing antique ring.
18 Prevailed over Erov the druid, collected and then released the lifestone of Merope.
18 Prevailed over Rataga the assassin, collected and then released the lifestone of Electra.
18 Prevailed over Lilin the warrioress, collected and then released the lifestone of Maia.
18 Collected the special ingredients needed to save the life of Kolok the mystic.
18 Prevailed over the avatar Uball, collected and then released the lifestone of Sterope.
18 Beheaded some hornets to collect a bounty on their heads.
18 Showed a devil ray who the true devil was.
18 Prevailed over Tegla the temptress, collected and then released the lifestone of Celaeno.
18 Prevailed over Durath the Sorcerer, collected and then released the lifestone of Taygete.
18 Delivered a map and accepted the quest to retrieve the seven lifestones.
17 Spoke to the Naphtali commander on behalf of the ranger Taros.
17 Completed a few tasks given by the ranger in Naphtali.
17 Reported to the captain of the Naphtali guard of the defeat of Qoorik.
17 Found and brought down the demon city of Qoorik.
16 Discovered the fate of a young lady's missing uncle.
16 Verified the rumors threatening Naphtali
16 Hewed the head from the orc chieftain as a warning to the rest of his kind.
15 Brought a farmer's daughter home to rest.
16 Informed the proper authorities of the demise of a missing man.
15 Skillfully navigated the maze of the black minotaur and laid claim to his prize possessions.
15 Sought out the barkeep for more information.
15 Freed a druid from imprisonment in the underground city of Runn-Khal.
14 Scouted out the abandoned mines in the Kordwood for a bronzesmith.
15 Collected some black ore for a bronzesmith in Naphtali.
12 Delivered a letter to the bronzesmith.
12 Braved the Forgotten Muskeg to collect a special ingredient for an alchemist.
12 Uncovered the mystery of the Forgotten Muskeg.
14 Broke the curse on the Haunted Highway
14 Found new questions to the mystery of what happened to New Thalos.
14 Slew Roch'tar, master of the catacombs
13 Freed the spirit of King Rathborne
12 Solved the curse of the haunted hills and reported to the Hierophant.
12 Broke the curse on the Haunted Hills
15 Spent some time as a page to the Earl Montebac.
11 Routed the necromantic cult from the interior of Ancalador.
9 Snuffed out the mole king and rescued the Mayor's wife.
9 Recovered and restored the champion's helm.
9 Extricated the Gnomian slaves from the caves of the moles.
8 Vanquished the rat king and put an end to its machinations.
9 Reported to Mayor Widgetbottom in Gnomian.
9 Culled the spider infestation in the old Indira forest.
6 "Took care" of Ol' Blue.
7 Parlayed a deal between the demons and the gnomes to get the mines operating again.
6 Exposed the cult of Kenai near Vemarken
7 Became an honorary member of the village of Hildabrad.
6 Put a big fat rat on a diet, permanently!
7 Helped Joann to find her name tag.
7 Helped the town shaman to get rid of a bully.
7 Found the key to the donation box.
6 Brought Dinger a bag of goodies.
6 Gathered a few items for an apothecary in Vemarken.
6 Solved the riddle of the foaming fountain.
6 Helped to make some important deliveries between Vemarken and Indira.
6 Helped the local merchants of Sloe deliver crucial shipments.
5 Chatted up the Mayor of Vemarken on behalf of the general storekeeper.
4 Made it to Pellam and broke the blockade
3 Freed the graveyard from the Vampiress
2 Brought the sunlight staff back to the encampment.
0 Defeated the Carver Shaman in mortal combat!
0 Discovered an ambush party!
Level Legacy Quests ---------------------------------
37 Hunted down and stole the shoes from a nasty little leprechaun during the spring festival of 2018!
33 Took on the leprechaun mafia to recover the seven stolen symbols of spring.
32 Recovered a leprechaun's top hat, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
32 Recovered a golden pot full of rainbows, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
32 Recovered a bouquet of fresh flowers, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
30 Recovered a shillelagh, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
32 Recovered a baby blue egg, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
31 Recovered a green shamrock, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
32 Recovered a sparkling sun charm, one of the seven stolen symbols of spring.
37 Rubbed out a few of the leprechaun mafia while trying to recover the stolen symbols of spring!
27 Quest to recover the seven stolen symbols of spring.
35 Reconciled Linlin and Noony's love with their respective villages
33 Survived the nostalgia trip during the anniversary celebration of 2018
33 Smashed the bandit ring terrorizing the Alter Aeon anniversary of 2018.
32 Demonstrated the law of the Wayfarers to a bunch of Combine deserters.
31 Turned the tables on the bandits and raided them for a change.
30 Was awarded a symbol of the Wayfarers' esteem.
30 Failed to ambush the bandits at Red Dell, but triumphed anyway!
30 Almost, but didn't quite, capture the bandit leader!
29 Found correspondence giving clues to who is behind the bandit raids.
29 Became a full member of the Guild of Wayfarers
32 Helped to thwart the bandit raids during the Alter Aeon Anniversary of 2018
40 Hammered and blasted your way to the year's end, 2017
36 Successfully faced all the challenges of both Baron brothers.
35 Victoriously faced and defeated all the challenges of the Snow Baron.
35 Slapped around the mighty Harry Flames till he gave up his crown.
34 Helped the elves to collect more items as a favor for the Snow Baron.
34 Boldly faced Kurthag-Zill, the brimstone dwarf chieftain and was victorious.
34 Gathered different items needed to make the winterberry punch.
33 Spanked the Inferno Queen in one on one combat.
32 Helped the elves to collect various items as a favor for the Snow Baron.
31 Bested Mikitarvis the fire king in one on one combat.
28 Chose the way of the Snow Baron.
35 Victoriously faced and defeated all the challenges of the Flame Baron.
34 Slapped around old Jack Frost till he gave up his crown.
34 Helped the elves to collect more items as a favor for the Flame Baron.
34 Boldly faced Vazgore, chief of the glacier dwarves and was victorious.
34 Gathered various items needed to make the winterberry punch.
34 Spanked the Snow Queen in one on one combat.
30 Helped Frosty with a little cosmetic reconstruction
31 Helped the elves to restock the EPDS supply of presents.
33 Helped the elves to collect various items as a favor for the Flame Baron.
18 I was blessed by an elf during the winter solstice of 2017.
39 Wasn't allowed to play in the reindeer games, so I killed them all.
33 Met Kilzann the ice king in one on one combat and was victorious.
29 Chose the way of the Flame Baron.
21 Hunted the world for the proper present.
30 Delivered a Christmas present using the EPDS in 2017!
30 While exploring during the winter solstice of 2017, I found a present, and kept it!
30 Fully explored the 2017 Turkey Days Corn Maze!
35 Discovered and eliminated the source of the mutations in the fall festival center.
35 Purged the fall festival center of the mutated turkeys.
30 Assisted in preparing the Thanksgiving feast of 2017.
41 Helped to save the environment from an over abundance of turkeys in 2017!
40 Found the Great Pumpkin and squashed it!
39 Helped to clear the Valley of Shadows.
28 Carved some jack-o-lanterns for the less fortunate on Halloween 2017
38 Transformed into a creature of the night and battled it out for supremacy in 2017!
40 Tracked down and exterminated one of the elusive pumpkinheads during the Halloween Havoc of 2017.
18 Tracked down and exterminated one of the elusive pumpkinheads during the Halloween Havoc of 2017.
26 Made a donation to help the poor on Eid al-Adha 2017!
24 Made some children's day by giving them some candy.
39 Sunk one of the metarrexi dreadnoughts on the high seas
39 Destroyed one of the metarrexi masterminds infesting the Material Plane
39 Ended the year with a blast, by beating them all in the new year bash of 2016!
35 Boldly accepted the Quizmaster's challenge and was victorious!
32 Bravely rescued Santa from the demon cult of holiday gloom.
32 Chased the demon of wrath from the world, even if only for a short time.
38 Showed them all who was the best reindeer in the Christmas games of 2016!
32 Chased the demon of hate from the world, even if only for a short time.
31 Chased the demon of pride from the world, even if only for a short time.
29 Chased the demon of greed from the world, even if only for a short time.
28 Chased the demon of jealousy from the world, even if only for a short time.
36 Drove away a frost devil to keep the innocent safe on Christmas 2016!
26 Chased the demon of spite from the world, even if only for a short time.
32 Delivered a Christmas present using the EPDS in 2016!
25 Helped an injured man collect twelve christmas gifts for his true love.
34 Played lumberjack for a while to help the elves restock during the Winter Solstice of 2016!
28 Fully explored the 2016 Turkey Days Corn Maze!
38 Helped reduce the overpopulation of turkeys during the thanksgiving event of 2016!
39 Repulsed an invasion by Jolli the clown and his horde of killer clowns on Halloween 2016!
39 Banded with a group of adventurers to save the world from a giant killer clown!
31 Assisted a group of shopkeepers in gathering several very rare pumpkins.
31 Collected some rare pumpkins to assist Simple Simon in making some new sensational sweets.
30 Collected some rare pumpkins to assist Tangy Tanya in making some tangier treats.
30 Collected some rare pumpkins to assist Peter Piper in making more pleasing pastries.
28 Gathered pumpkins so they can be decorated and given to poor children.
28 Gathered a load of pumpkins to help stock the pumpkin cannons.
32 Survived all three phases of the Puppetmaster's challenge!
35 Boldly faced Count Dracula and showed them who was the true king of the monsters!
34 Became the new master of the undead by turning the dread lord into dust!
38 Sent a wicked clown back to its own dimension.
34 Faced off with the master of the serial killers and sent him to meet his maker!
22 Felt froggie, so leaped on a toad and took their legs.
24 Grounded the aerial acrobatics of Leo the squirrel and took away his nuts!
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