Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You apologize for your general retardedness.
    Others:  Conan apologizes for his general retardedness.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You apologize to yourself since no-one else will.
    Others:  Conan apologizes to himself since no-one else will.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You apologize to Sonja.
    Others:  Conan apologizes to Sonja.
    Target:  Conan apologizes to you.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    Too late.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You apologize to a mud school diploma, having abused it recently.
    Others:  Conan apologizes to a mud school diploma for having abused it recently.