Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You bounce around the room.
    Others:  Conan bounces around the room.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You dork.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You bounce into Sonja's lap.
    Others:  Conan bounces into Sonja's lap.
    Target:  Conan bounces into your lap.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You try, but they ran away.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You attempt to bounce a mud school diploma off the ground.
    Others:  Conan attempts to bounce a mud school diploma off the ground.