Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You walk around like a pompous monarch.
    Others:  Conan looks around the room, turns up his nose in disgust and walks off.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You recite several lines of Shakespeare to yourself.
    Others:  Conan begins spouting off some weird monologue in an odd accent.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    OH BEHAVE!
    Others:  Conan walks up to Sonja and does an Austin Powers imitation.
    Target:  Conan asks you if you want to go to the pub, smoke a fag and shag.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You suddenly feel like Canada.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You look at a mud school diploma and start crying because it reminds you of Princess Diana.
    Others:  Conan bursts into tears at the thought of Princess Diana.