Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You sit back and start munching on some chips.
    Others:  Conan sits back and starts munching on some chips.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You stuff your face full of chips making a mess EVERYWHERE!
    Others:  Conan stuffs his face full of chips making a mess EVERYWHERE!

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You graciously offer Sonja a single chip from your super size bag.
    Others:  Conan graciously offers Sonja a single chip from his super size bag.
    Target:  Conan graciously offers you a single chip from his super size bag.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    Better eat it yourself, they are not here.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You wield a mud school diploma, ready to defend the last chip in your bag.
    Others:  Conan wields a mud school diploma, ready to defend the last chip in his bag.