Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You cry.
    Others:  Conan cries.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You cry.
    Others:  Conan cries in self-pity.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You cry on Sonja's shoulder.
    Others:  Conan cries on Sonja's shoulder.
    Target:  Conan cries on your shoulder.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You are all by yourself... alone... WAHHHHH!!!!