Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    Fondle who?

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You fondle yourself fondly.
    Others:  Conan fondles himself, please excuse him.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You fondly fondle Sonja.
    Others:  Conan fondly fondles Sonja.
    Target:  Conan fondly fondles you.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You try, but they ran away.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You fondly fondle a mud school diploma.
    Others:  Conan fondly fondles a mud school diploma.