Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You can't help but quoting the stupidest thing you can think of.
    Others:  Conan exclaims in an obnoxiously surfer girl voice, 'It's so HUGE! I'm SERIOUS!'

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You know you're the greatest.
    Others:  Conan bobs his head up and down like a valley girl.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You look at Sonja and all you can think is penis, Seth's.
    Others:  Conan gawks at Sonja and exclaims, 'It's so HUGE! I'm SERIOUS!'
    Target:  Conan looks at your gender-specific features and exclaims, 'It's so HUGE! I'm SERIOUS!'

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    It's so huge you can't even find it!

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You gawk and exclaim, 'OMG! a mud school diploma is _so_ HUGE!
    Others:  Conan gawks and exclaims, 'OMG! a mud school diploma is _so_ HUGE!

Creator/Author:  squeak

Social is flagged as:   SPOKEN  ANNOYANCE