Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You curse the day you were born, and the suffering and misery He gave you.
    Others:  Conan spits on the ground and curses the evil Diety that brought him here.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You think of that miserable donkey-punching cocksucker and scowl.
    Others:  Conan hurls some very nasty words at the sky.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You unleash your fury on Sonja and her blissfuly ignorant world view.
    Others:  Conan screams at Sonja, 'Careful?!?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me through the heart with a coat hanger, while I was still in the womb??'
    Target:  Conan screams at you with the pent up suffering of an awakened heart.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    He can't even get that right!

Creator/Author:  squeak

Social is flagged as:   SPOKEN  INSULT