Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    So much sex, so little time.
    Others:  Conan grins at everyone lecherously.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You're a pervert and you know it.
    Others:  Conan has 'urges', please excuse him.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    Score! Another one!
    Others:  Conan asks Sonja to email him some "pictures".
    Target:  Conan puts his arm around you, and asks if you live nearby.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    They have a restraining order.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You attempt to use a mud school diploma as a lure.
    Others:  Conan leans out the van window and says, 'Hey, you want a mud school diploma? It's in the van... get in.'

Creator/Author:  locane

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