Alter Aeon Socials
When done with no target specified:
Self: You vow to protect all the innocent creatures of the forest.
Others: Conan vows to protect all the innocent creatures of the forest.
When targeting yourself:
Self: You pull out a condom and ponder its uses.
Others: Conan says, "Hey dudes, I'm going to FLEE at any moment.
When targeting someone else:
Self: You gallantly go to Sonja's rescue, vowing to protect her from all harm.
Others: Conan appears to be suffocating Sonja.
Target: Conan gallantly comes to your rescue, vowing to protect you from all harm.
When targeting someone else who isn't there:
Self: You try, but they already left, perhaps you should recall.
When targeting an object:
Self: You swear an oath to protect a mud school diploma.
Others: Conan looks confused, then turns to a mud school diploma and swears an oath to protect it.
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